Man-made Madness

Lana Del Rey photographed by Jork Weismann for Interview Germany

Aries: "I'm also fantastic at making beer... disappear ;)"

Taurus: "Can cream anyone at chubby bunny."

Gemini: "It's a constant goal of mine to stump Siri."

Cancer: "Hopelessly romantic. Sweetest you'll meet."

Leo: "if there's a dance floor, I'm on it."

Virgo: "I like chocolate ice cream, bad 90's movies, and proper grammar. Let's be friends."

Libra: "I'm basically a human version of a golden retriever."

Scorpio: "I need attention, some respect, and a nap."

Sagittarius: "Taking applications for travel buddies."

Capricorn: "Don't talk to me if you're boring or perverse. I don't like wasting my time."

Aquarius: "life is too short to waste time matching socks."