Tyler Cayde Nott

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Okie doke, I think I’ve finally recovered from the wipe out hangover I gained at the Christmas Party. Whoever kept putting whiskey in my pumpkin juice, Tony, dude you trying to kill me? Also this was the moment I saw Tyler trying to hit on my brother while being absolutely smashed, it was amusing to say the least.

Best Christmas party by far. Nothing like an all day bender leading into an all night bender leading into a next day bender followed by passing out cold.

📸: Venom Himself. 📍: Hogwarts, Scotland.

Sounds good to me! I’ve been bored all day. Where do you wanna meet up?

Sounds good to me! I’ve been bored all day. Where do you wanna meet up?

What? I have the cutest face! No way!

Yeah, well you can keep that offer.

Alright mate, that’s okay. I’m not here to annoy you.

What? I have the cutest face! No way!

The real world is going to wreck that kid.

I don’t want anything from you.

Yeah i think it might.

That’s alright Coop. If you’re doing good, i’m very glad to be the idiot that’s completely wrong. I’m not saying you want or need anything from me. What i’m saying is that having a way to let things out without worrying about explaining yourself or listening to a whole monologue about what you should or shouldn’t be doing, saying or feeling, can be good some times and that’s what i’m offering. If you don’t want to take up on that offer, that’s totally fine and if you do, you know where to find me, mate.

What? I have the cutest face! No way!

Big bunch of know-it-alls who are never wrong. That sounds accurate.

He’s a good kid, I’m gonna miss the idiot, even though we haven’t spoken all that much with one another lately. I’ve just been busy with other stuff.

No. Just shut the fuck up okay? It’s nothing to do with you.

It sure does.

Yeah i’ll miss him too. He’s a funny one. He tends to get super excited when someone suggests hanging out with him to do something interesting. Send him a message or something and be sure you can see his reaction when he gets it. He’s like a bunny.

I know it’s nothing to do with me, Coop, it’s only a suggestion, i won’t make you do or say anything, mate. I’ll shut up if you want me to, only thing i was saying is the offer is there.

What? I have the cutest face! No way!

We’re all just faking it anyway, none of us really know what the fuck is going on. We just like to believe we are and get offended when people call us out for it.

Nah it’s good, I got Edmund on the job. He’s been dishing out products for me. Good kid, totally unsuspecting. Need to speak to him about how that’s going actually. Yeah well, I’m over it, so it doesn’t matter does it? No.

We haven’t even gone out to the world yet but we all know everything, yeah, i know what you mean mate.

Ah that’s where he sneaks off to when he’s on prefect duty. Haha good to know, i was wondering what he’s up to! Only you know that mate, if it matters or not. The way i see it, you have every right to be over it and not feel something about it, or not be over it and feel overwhelmed. There’s nothing wrong with either i think, as everyone deals with grief differently. What i’m saying is, if you want me to come down there, have a drink and talk about it, or if you’d rather get high together and not talk about anything, either way you know i’m here.

What? I have the cutest face! No way!

Don’t know, people just don’t get on. I’m good with that.

Yeah she’s great mate, thanks for asking. We hung out together the other night which was just nice. Simple and fun. Nice to sort of get away for a bit.

I have been thinking about it but I need to save up some more money until I can get it. Usually my mum sends us some pocket money but she’s sort of forgotten I think since my dad uh- died. Which I mean, is fine, Dad’s leave, no need to be a pussy about it. I’m just gonna have to work a little harder with the wheezes.

Gooood, don’t stop. Listen to all the album, dude.

Yeah we’re here seven years now mate, i’ve like a handful of people that i actually get on with and only a couple that i consider my friends, you included and i’m good with that.

Good to hear! That sounds good, glad you could get away for a bit! That makes sense about your mom forgetting. Hey you need any help with the Wheezes you know where to find me, mate.It’s not being a pussy, at least i don’t think. Losing a parent can’t be easy, no matter what your relationship with them is, it’s an important person gone. I haven’t lost a parent, so i’m not trying to say i understand. I lost my grandma a few years ago and it was i think the worst time i’ve been through.

What? I have the cutest face! No way!

Oh believe me, I get great joy from it. I’m number one son.

A lot of people seem to think so from what I can tell. Either that or I’m not liked that much this year, which I don’t really understand? I don’t get it. Anyway, I’m better these past few days, trying to keep myself positive. It’s Christmas! 

I don’t know, I feel bad taking it away from its family. I wouldn’t want someone to kidnap me from my family. Then again, they’d probably give me back in less than 24 hours. But yeah, I need a name. I’m thinking of Rhye after Seven Seas of Rhye? Not that means anything to you, you’re an uncultured swine.

Oh i believe that!

I don’t get that. Why would anyone not like you? People are weird, mate. I don’t know. I like you! But you already know that. It is! I’m glad you’re feeling better. If anyone deserves great holidays, it’s you.

What? I have the cutest face! No way!

I love my Momma, she’s the best. I gotta admit, I’m a straight up Momma’s boy and I’m her favourite child. I would say don’t tell Blaine but I tell him anyway.

Yeah, she just uh… makes things better to deal with. I have a reason, I’m just getting special treatment or anything. People seem to think I’m spoilt. 

Caspian is a dope name bro. Humphrey seems to get along with everyone so probably! They could be bros too. Owl bros. He sounds sweet though.

He’s doing a lot better, I got a second opinion from Theo the other day and he said that he’s coming along well. I’m also in the process of kidnapping one of the baby nifflers the school just got in. They’re precious, so fluffy! I can’t figure out a name for him yet. I have a tradition of my favourite singers and those are Sinatra and Mr. Freddie Mercury. I sing a lot at home, and Queen are my favourite band. I debated Groot for a while but he’s too precious and tiny. Little tiny twig.

Haha i won’t say a word, i’ll leave it to you, i’ll think you’ll enjoy telling him more than i would. 😂

They do? I don’t think you’re spoilt or get special treatment, mate. It’s great they let you have your puppy here with you when you needed her. So how are things going now then? How are you doing?

Thanks! He seems to like it. Haha Humphrey sounds like a very cool owl. I’m sure they’re owl bros, Caspian is a nice guy.

What? I have the cutest face! No way!

Got all my good looks from my momma, I been blessed 

Yeah remember the shit start to the year I had that seemed to continue itself up until literally last week, well some kind souls put in a good word for me and she turned up around a month ago. She uh, helps me with certain shit. But Penny was either going to be Pepper or Penny, she ended up being Pen. Then I have Frankie back at home and he’s my king, he’s named after Sinatra. And! I have an owl called Humphrey who I’ve had since first year, he was mainly there to send me letters back home when I needed my Mum, he’s been a champion.

And if you can keep a secret, I’m nursing a Bowtruckle back to health that I found in the vast fields of Dorset. Y’know they are prominent there? I’ve been trying to catch one every summer since I was eight, this year I found the pool little guy with a broken leg and he was sick. Haven’t named him yet.

Oh you sure have been blessed mate.

That’s so nice, i’m glad you have here now mate. She sounds brilliant. I can only imagine how helpful it must be having here with you after everything you’ve had to deal with lately. You seriously have the best names for them. I figured Frankie might be named after Sinatra. Such cool names. I’m pumped to meet them! Humphrey sounds like a great owl. I haven’t had an owl since last year. Humphrey might know my little guy, he’s a tawny owl, pretty much still a baby. His name is Caspian.

What? I have the cutest face! No way!

I got it from my momma!

But it all seriousness, my puppers Penny and Frankie are the best. You met Penny yet? She’s here with me. Frankie is chilling at home with Momma Anders

That explains everything!

What? I have the cutest face! No way!

Hah! That’s what you think. My puppies have a cuter face than you, even I have a cuter face than you. Sorry to break the bad news Ty, yours is averagely cute.

Averagely cute! There’s nothing average about my entire being ma mate! Although... alright yeah i admit your face is cuter, than pretty much anyone else’s. Those cheekbones, bloody hell!