Every Interest Ive Ever Had All In One Place

I be running my fingers through my bush pondering ancient wisdoms

minos was such a pussy. if my wife gave birth to an epic minotaur baby i wouldn't have locked him in a labyrinth. i would have taken him to the mcdonalds play place (athens) every day and let him eat as many stray mcnuggets (athenians) off the floor as he wanted. i love you hungry son

(pulling a painted vase out of my wallet) and this is my youngest at his first nose ring fitting. isn't he handsome

I for one absolutely love the You season five finale because did you guys seriously think a narcissistic psychopath deserved a happy ending? Not only did Joe call out the weirdos who romanticize/justify his actions but it’s also him still taking zero accountability and finding yet another person (the audience) to blame for said actions. I just KNOW Penn Badgley wrote that line himself. Chefs kiss

you can post on tumblr even when you're trying to take a break from social media it literally doesn't count. it's like pepsi max, or pescatarianism

Being a decent human means holding your trash until you can locate a goddamn trashcan u littering swine

tbh i love hear me outs but i also love the opposite of hear me outs where it’s like nearly everyone thinks they’re fuckable except you

Love how all Benedict had to do was mention the word "love" with regard to Sophie and Violet activated like a sleeper agent to help make it happen.