The Gender Man

Unfortunate moment when you meet a guy you really really really want to step on you, but he's the most submissive and breedable person you've ever met so now you have to dust off the dom personality and start the horrible process of trying to pull fine shyt as a socially inept loser

I shot my shot, he hasn't read it yet🫣 I'm drunk and scared and alone with my cat and she's not being very supportive and I think that's very homophobic of her

He replied oh shit oh shit I got a notification omg I'm an atheist but I just baptised myself from my water bottle I'm so scared

Unfortunate moment when you meet a guy you really really really want to step on you, but he's the most submissive and breedable person you've ever met so now you have to dust off the dom personality and start the horrible process of trying to pull fine shyt as a socially inept loser

I shot my shot, he hasn't read it yet🫣 I'm drunk and scared and alone with my cat and she's not being very supportive and I think that's very homophobic of her

i got a fucking. advertisement on youtube. from google ai. saying. without sarcasm and with complete sincerity. "if shakespeare is too hard for you, you can always have our ai explain it to you." im gonna throw up. im gonna throw a molotov cocktail. if i see that ad again im reporting it for hate speech. how fucking dare you. i will kill you with my bare hands. with my exit pursued by a bear hands. i will tear google headquarters down brick by brick. im going to start biting people.

Some tumblr users are evil woke. They use the power of good for evil.

I need black friends. I love my infinitely growing legion of autistic white people dearly, but I need to have a conversation with someone who isn't the colour of printer paper soon before I start getting jumpscared by my own reflection

but ykw at least i'm not on mount everest. at least i'm not paying tens of thousands of dollars to slowly suffocate in a 300-person line at the gates of hell. never in my life will i have to be steered in a hypoxic stupor through the maze of poop and corpses atop mount everest. on this earth a lot of horrible things can happen to you without your permission but there are a few that you have to opt into. you can just say no thanks! and be guaranteed never to have to be on mount everest. much to be grateful for actually

still not on mount everest this morning 😌 alhamdulillah