Fretflix and Chill
One of the first words I learned upon starting guitar lessons was ânoodlingâ, and the next thing I learned was exactly how frowned upon it was.Â
It seemed to describe aimlessly screwing about on the fretboard while youâre supposed to be listening to somebody (usually, your guitar teacher). A tough habit to break, it should still be avoided in lessons as itâs pretty disrespectful to someone whoâs trying to help you build skills, but it sure has itâs place.Â
Everyone plays guitar for a different number of hours per day and for most, itâs less than weâd like. Iâm all for disciplined practice, but Iâve heard on the grapevine some of us like to watch TV sometimes. You donât have to have a guitar in your hands at the time, but if you donât, youâre missing out.
DISCLAIMER: You know my rule about avoiding the words ârightâ and âwrongâ, but Iâm going to break it here. This article is about the advantages of playing your axe whilst watching TV, and thereâs a ârightâ way to approach this ethos: if youâre practising, donât turn on the TV. If youâre already watching TV, stick a guitar in your hands. This distinction here is the difference between distracting from serious technique progress vs getting what I call âfreeâ, or extra time with your instrument.
Gross CommercialismÂ
In contradiction with the title, Netflix isnât the best for this extended exercise due to its lack of adverts. This is all about developing your aural skills, or âinner earâ. Your ability to translate what you hear into patterns on the fretboard is an invaluable, yet sometimes overlooked, skill in music. I know players who can play anything in the world if given the sheet music, but seriously struggle with improvisation and melody recall/dictation - itâs a skill that everyone needs to work on. Think of it this way: if you could only speak words you had read and never any that you had heard, itâd severely limit your vocabulary. So sit back and wait for those ads.
There must be at least one advert without music, but I canât think of it. Some use existing pop songs, others classical pieces and a lot of them will have jingles. First of all, find the key. This will come easier to some, but a good way is to start on a single string - say, G - and simply work up the frets until you get that âlockingâ sound, one that feels sonically perfect. Then use your ears to figure out the melody. Is it pleasant and upbeat? Most likely major, so do your best to work out the intervals and then the phrases. Theyâre probably going to be short, which makes it easier, but this is countered by the fact that an advert wonât last long, so you have to be quick. Having said that, most commercials will repeat, so youâll probably get another chance. Try and remember the key and pattern, so when you see it coming next time, you can play it like you were in the studio recording the jingle.
This exercise gets easier over time, can be really fun (and impressive, if thereâs anyone listening), paradoxically keeping you on your toes whilst relaxing.
The A Theme
Again, I canât think of a TV show that doesnât have a theme, and these are often pretty simple as they need to be memorable. Learn them all. Not even the ones youâre watching. YouTube themes from all over: PokĂ©mon, Breaking Bad, Gossip Girl, The Simpsons, Game Of Thrones (a great one, as it changes tonality), Six Feet Under, anything and everything. Theyâre short, modal and really fun to put your own style on. You can ornament, add vibrato and you can bring your own personality to it once youâve mastered it. Personally, I donât bother with themes that are snippets of existing songs (Friends, Scrubs, The (UK) Office) but feel free to try them out. This is good because you can spend as much time as you like with it, study the key and pattern. Pay attention to the instrumentation to give you a more accurate approach to replicating the sound. For example the legato cello on Game Of Thronesâs theme requires a softer approach than say, the assertive attack of The Simpsonsâ melody. Note that neither of these themes use guitar, so you have to interpret and translate it onto our favourite six strings.
...and, Action!
You can further develop the idea by putting a film on. Two things here - firstly, donât do this with a film you've never seen or one youâre interested in. A film youâve seen a lot or a random one you care little about is best. Secondly, do it alone. If youâre widdling away in G minor when someone else is trying to watch a movie, youâre going to be unpopular fast.Â
The best films are action and sci-fi, due to their non-diegetic music almost throughout, most of which will be consonant harmony. Something like a horror or thriller will be a little trickier as the soundtrack will be dissonant, jarring and played without any obvious time signature or tempo. If you want to try this exercise, stick on a Star Wars movie. Seriously. John Williamsâ constant use of leitmotifs will allow you to memorise patterns and phrases, which will allow you to place them in different keys depending on the scene. Once you have the melody down, try figuring out the underlying chords. What mode is being used? Let your playing reflect the dynamic of the orchestration used (Imperial March vs Han and Leiaâs theme). If you do that, try and play the counter-melodies and other parts of the orchestra - thereâs not just one line. This can be done with any film score, and itâs a fantastic exercise for exploring the fretboard and developing your aural skills.Â
This whole approach allows you to take it at your own speed. You can lazily find melodies on adverts or make an exercise out of a movieâs motifs - itâs up to you. All Iâll say is this: you havenât lived til youâve played along with the Cantina Band in Star Wars.
May the force be with you.
first written 12th January 2018
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