Steve Irwin would have been able to lift Mjolnir, reblog if you agree.

I was trying to explain to my sister-in-law that I simply cannot turn on my car headlights if anyone is looking at me and she thought I was crazy.

Literally nothing more embarrassing than tying your shoes in public like oh look at me I'm a 5 year old because I couldn't tie my shoes tight enough to last a walk through the kroger

are y’all okay

no

I literally cringe every time I have a regular conversation with someone because I’m convinced everything I say is the wrong thing and for some reason everyone thinks I’m an idiot.

When will the violence end.

“i cannot perform basic household duties while other people are in my house” crowd make some noise

well well well if it isn’t my old nemesis, myself