ohnomyllama

If I was a movie producer I would just simply Not Give Money to Quentin Tarantino

You know, I really appreciate the witches and warlocks who take time to put their spells into rhymes. You can cast whatever you want on me if you put a clever rhyme in there

say what you want about twilight (2008, dir. catherine hardwicke) but at least it never drastically zoomed in on someones face during a realization

My parents are in the living room watching Hanna and I just heard them yell almost simultaneously “No! Marissa!” with the ‘no don’t go into the horror movie basement’ tone and therefore I’m suggesting they try to get on Gogglebox.

Where did they get those really long watermelons in Dirty Dancing

Is it weird that I think my dog is going to die a virgin?

Boxes full of bubble wrap are basically cardboard pillows.

You know, there are some moments I’ll never forget- the first time I felt objectified, the best bacon I’ve ever had, that time in fifth grade where we were learning about our ‘changing bodies’ and we were talking about boobs and Cydnie said ‘What about man boobs?’. Yeah, you little fucker, I remember that.

Rapunzel must have the worst split ends ever

Motorcycles are the ultimate big boy bikes

Petition to stop calling Voldemort ‘The Dark Lord’, ‘You-Know-Who’, or even ‘He Who Must Not Be Named’ and start calling him variations of ‘Bad Daddy’ or even like ‘Evil Wizard Godfather’ you know, something stupid

It's kind of sad that I pretty much only know ABBA songs from Mamma Mia.

Disney shorts always feel like some fucked up dreams yet deja vu because I feel like I've seen them before but there's no way someone would actually bring that to life? and then I see them again and it's essentially a eureka moment