Always lurking. . .

Thaisha: "you're so pretty"

Tsul'rekshi: "what about you, pretty boy?"

Talcydimir: "the pretty boy, the one with the rapier, kind of like this one"

I have seconded Otto's meeting

Because I have questions such as

Where is my son

Oh you have a letter from him, Otto? probably House Royce forged it.

FYM Amariya Cormoray is missing?

uh yes this is a House Tachonis ring, but

Oh she's here nvm

Yes, the letter was forged

uh maybe there was an assassination attempt?

a gnome did it

oh like YOU haven't considered removing House Royce because their magic was weak and also Aranessa married Thjazi Fang. Don't pretend like we haven't discussed it.

Might I remind you I'm so powerful and goth

like you really believe COMMONERS?

...yes, lord einfasen

fine. hit me with it Yanessa.

I can't summon a Deva Vindicta anymore, so, you're welcome.

Prior to the fall of Tansul we were all vassals to House Obridai under the empire

Without empire to unite us, we often argue

I was going to give you all a piece of Telmora and take the golden orchard for myself

the angel was just to make sure i won.

not like you aren't trying to win in fucked up ways either, looking for giants and magic rocks and engaging in demonic biological warfare or whatever the fuck you do

so I lied. I cheated. I bribed men to cover the crimes of other men. I am an accessory to fratricide. but the most damning thing of all...I'm really fucking good at it. get on my level.

like you haven't tried to be emperor

which, by the way, is necessary, because if we DON'T work together, the COMMONERS win.

if you win? I will serve you. I prommy. btw Thjazi tried to start another rebellion

yeah he was bait for Aranessa. I was going to kill her and then make Occtis into the angel because the candle specifically needs noble blood, which, uh, don't worry about it. don't worry about House Davinos

HELLO AGAIN.

I have been possessed and have done nothing but draw Vampire Spy for hours.

I got inspiration from an absolutely beautiful monster tf2 AU and was so obsessed I just had to draw my own idea for it... even though I'm on vacation and thus don't have my drawing tablet with me rn😂. (Didnt want it to get lost or stolen as its the only thing i can use for digital art and cant afford to replace it...) SO YEAH, I had to do it the old fashioned way and use good ol' pencil and paper which feels super weird because I've been drawing only digitally for like 4 years now.

So anyway, here's Vampire Spy, (putting the cunt in count) who can shapeshift into those he has fed on, can turn invisible with his literal cloak, and through bullshit skyrim vampire logic has some immunity from the sun because of his mask even though half his face is still exposed lol. Also like skyrim vampires, the longer he goes without feeding, the more ghoulish and feral he becomes, because thats hot- I mean, interesting.

I also partly blame that fuckass coffin emote of his for this.

Also also, I'm most likely gonna draw Vampire Hunter Sniper next, because... Uh... 🏳️‍🌈

Anyway, Imma redraw this bad boy digitally once Im back home becayse I CRAVE colour in my art.

Primus Tachonis is an all-purpose personal tragedy creator sure to spur your character to adventure specifically so they can get his ass. Whether you need an old money asshole muscling in on an institution beloved to your PC or an evil sorcerer to slaughter their entire family Primus Tachonis has the magic and the social station to create whatever tragedy is required to serve your backstory.

Primus Tachonis is so versatile as a backstory tool he has professional D&D players raving:

Primus Tachonis killed my character's best friend and now she has to figure out who she is without him! -Laura Bailey I wrote a light backstory because I was still feeling out the setting and my dungeon master used Primus Tachonis to turn my brother into a statue! -Travis Willingham Primus Tachonis is trying to take over my character's magic school and endangering her students, and she will not have that! -Marisha Rey I had intended my character to have a tense but ultimately repairable relationship with his father, but then my DM used Primus Tachonis to rip his skull from his head. Now my character is on a quest to kill every member of Primus' noble house! -Matthew Mercer My character was a happy and established local playwright until Primus Tachonis had his little brother executed. Now he's taken up the sword again in his brother's stead! -Liam O'Brian I needed someone to murder my character's wife and daughter and my dungeon master suggested Primus Tachonis, and I couldn't be happier with the result! -Robbie Daymond Even works on members of his own family! -Alexander Ward

I missed last episode so i was SO CONFUSED at the start. And I didn't get to draw too much from the play because i was C R Y I N G

and I spent half of the dungeon part HIDING IN MY SHIRT OH GOD THEY IN DANGER

“There is a man I hate so much that simply killing him will not satisfy me.”

Yet another game I know far too much about and will definitely be playing/streaming on release 😈

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