Humanoid & Pretty

“…You are a very smart young man. But I still have my eyes on you.”

"Yeah, your mothers don't have ugly friends. And see? The Punching Plan is endorsed by both of us now." Tori beamed at her daughter and hugged her close. "D'aww, that's my child. Tossing boys around like the trash they are. I'm so proud of you."

“Yeah, I might have snuck a candid pic or two.” She opened her phone, giving it to her Mama to swipe through. “He’s human, but with powers I guess. He has telekinesis, like you Mom, and something else too I think dealing with the supernatural.” She sighed and shook her head. “No known physical weaknesses, which is why he’s a Wonderboy. He’s just an unapologetic flirt.”

"Doll, she's our child, I don't know why you thought the boy would be a regular human. Do we even know any normal humans?" Tori peeked over Viv's shoulder to look at the phone. "Well, he's cute, I'll give you that. But then, you'd never come home with someone ugly, so that's just to be expected. I'm still for the punching plan, personally."

“…You are a very smart young man. But I still have my eyes on you.”

“...You are a very smart young man. But I still have my eyes on you.”

“Oh goodness. What have you done, child?”

“Okay wow, your concern is just touching. Anyway, I didn’t do anything. I’m kind of having boy problems.”

Viv paused midway through her sip of tea to look over at the two. “Boy problems? Like the boy is the problem we need to deal with or…?”

“The problem is the boy exists. With their punchable cute faces and stupid adorable smiles. What am I suppose to do?”

“Punch him and run. Do I need to disappear him?”

She let out a relieved sigh as she chuckled watching her wife. “Bird relax, Little Willa merely is going through a crush. One she doesn’t know how to feel about no need to hurt the boy….yet. Right?”

“A crush? I have a crush? Can I ask Aunt Desiree to take my heart? Like I’m pretty sure I don’t need it.”

“I would say that the boy existing is reason enough to hurt him. And no, you can not ask Desiree to take your heart. Plus, it wouldn’t help, even if you did.”

“And what if the boy were a girl hmmm? You may be over reacting just a tad. Also your mother is right, taking out a heart won’t stop how you feel. That’s not how this works.” She got up to join them in the other room. “So tell us about him?”

“I’m always tempted to punch him, Mom. He’s like if the looks of Rocky and the personality of Hercules had a baby it would be him with a side of meta human powers.” She let an annoyed sigh. “He was an innocent bystander while I was in another town for work. I took his dance class.”

“I would disappear them even if they were a girl, and I’m offended that you would think otherwise.” Tori put her arm around her daughter. “Lilla, I’m going to give you some advice: always follow through on that urge to punch him, especially because he’s a dancer. Now, what powers does he have, and does he have any obvious weaknesses?”

“Oh goodness. What have you done, child?”

“Okay wow, your concern is just touching. Anyway, I didn’t do anything. I’m kind of having boy problems.”

Viv paused midway through her sip of tea to look over at the two. “Boy problems? Like the boy is the problem we need to deal with or…?”

“The problem is the boy exists. With their punchable cute faces and stupid adorable smiles. What am I suppose to do?”

“Punch him and run. Do I need to disappear him?”

She let out a relieved sigh as she chuckled watching her wife. “Bird relax, Little Willa merely is going through a crush. One she doesn’t know how to feel about no need to hurt the boy….yet. Right?”

“A crush? I have a crush? Can I ask Aunt Desiree to take my heart? Like I’m pretty sure I don’t need it.”

“I would say that the boy existing is reason enough to hurt him. And no, you can not ask Desiree to take your heart. Plus, it wouldn’t help, even if you did.”

“Oh goodness. What have you done, child?”

“Okay wow, your concern is just touching. Anyway, I didn’t do anything. I’m kind of having boy problems.”

Viv paused midway through her sip of tea to look over at the two. “Boy problems? Like the boy is the problem we need to deal with or…?”

“The problem is the boy exists. With their punchable cute faces and stupid adorable smiles. What am I suppose to do?”

“Punch him and run. Do I need to disappear him?”

“Oh goodness. What have you done, child?”

REBLOG IF ITS OKAY TO TALK TO YOU.

“What, a girl can’t say hi? When she hasn’t seen you in so long?

Tori wrapped her arms tightly around her daughter and kissed her head. “Oh Lilla, you’re a better daughter than I could have ever imagined having. And I’m so proud of the young lady you’re becoming. I understand, you’re at the age where you want to be independent, but it feels like Mama and I just got you. We’re just scared of losing you again.” She bit back tears as she hugged the girl even tighter. “We love you so much, don’t you ever forget that.”

Willow wrapped her arms around her mom as a few more tears fell. She just wanted to prove that she was strong too.That she wasn’t the weak little girl they found on the street. If she could only show them how much stronger they made her. “I’m older now and I know there are a million and one things that are dangerous out there.You and Mama have taught me so much. You guys are the reason why I’ll be okay.” She hugged her tighter. “I love you guys too.”

“We know you’ll be okay, sweetheart. But we just want to make sure.” Tori tilted Willow face up and wiped away her tears. “I’m sorry Little Tree, I didn’t mean to make you cry. I’ll let you be more independent, but I’ll need you to just check in with us more often, okay? Just give me or your mother a call before and after a mission.” She kissed her daughter on the forehead. “You’re going to be the second best black market asset acquirer in the business.”

“Okay, we can compromise.” She sniffed, the tears subsiding as she looked up at Tori. “How about this? During the school semester I’ll find a normal part time job and lay off the black market work until the summer. And of course regular phone calls or texts so you know everything is okay. Can we work on that?”

“I think that’s a wonderfully mature compromise. And we can absolutely do that.” Tori gave Willow one last hug before stepping away and extending her hand. “Shall we shake on it, Miss Tani?” she said with a smirk.

Tori wrapped her arms tightly around her daughter and kissed her head. “Oh Lilla, you’re a better daughter than I could have ever imagined having. And I’m so proud of the young lady you’re becoming. I understand, you’re at the age where you want to be independent, but it feels like Mama and I just got you. We’re just scared of losing you again.” She bit back tears as she hugged the girl even tighter. “We love you so much, don’t you ever forget that.”

Willow wrapped her arms around her mom as a few more tears fell. She just wanted to prove that she was strong too.That she wasn’t the weak little girl they found on the street. If she could only show them how much stronger they made her. “I’m older now and I know there are a million and one things that are dangerous out there.You and Mama have taught me so much. You guys are the reason why I’ll be okay.” She hugged her tighter. “I love you guys too.”

“We know you’ll be okay, sweetheart. But we just want to make sure.” Tori tilted Willow face up and wiped away her tears. “I’m sorry Little Tree, I didn’t mean to make you cry. I’ll let you be more independent, but I’ll need you to just check in with us more often, okay? Just give me or your mother a call before and after a mission.” She kissed her daughter on the forehead. “You’re going to be the second best black market asset acquirer in the business.”