people who can decide where to put stickers must really have their life together

my favourite thing in the whole world is the exact moment when someone is so turned on that their voice changes. when the pleasure fully takes over and their voice turns that deep, breathy, sweet tone. even with your eyes closed you can hear how much nothing else matters to them in that moment. delicious. no notes. 10/10

turning my mental illnesses into kinks and calling it the BDSM-5

it’s me, bitches (if i’m not at work, i’m in bed)

I can turn my sadness into a joke, so don’t worry about me.

hey sorry if i was offputting and strange and bizarre and weird as fuck last night i was just being myself