The Fang Verse

This post was totally not sponsored by vampires.

I wonder if there is like a vampire equivalent of food culture.

Okay I have bone to pick with whoever decided that vampires sleep on their back with their arms crossed over their chest. How is that comfortable?

I'm not a huge fan of modern technology in media but I can't help but imagine vampires using encrypted groupchats to talk about willing / easy victims for their blood.

Update:

This might be my most controversial poll yet

Since AI doesn't further my goal of becoming a vampire I don't want any of it.

Okay but you know that thing where you misunderstood a social cue and replied with something awkward and occasionally the memory of that moment shows up in your mind to taunt you even years or decades later?

Redoing the poll I just deleted because I thought of another option.

No no you don't understand I don't want be just a plain boring immortal human

Screw stereotypes in vampire and werewolf stories.