If the Egoist 4 + Nagireo went on a heist together, what roles would they have? (e.g. getaway driver, mission control) I'd also like headcanons for both pre and post wild card Kunigami for this 😌
Ouu shii👀👀 my second ask!!
I’ve never thought of this seriously, but I don’t take anything seriously, so lemme yap and COOK!!! (I’m what they call Stu and Pid)
(Btw, everyone isn’t in character, so yeah✌️☺️)
The only reason they’re on a heist is because Bachira wanted to do a triangle date (him and Isagi, Kunigiri, then there’s NagiReo), so there’s that (whether it’s platonic or not, what Bachira says MUST happen).
Isagi is the one who makes the plans or how to get to the World Cup (that’s what they’re stealing TRUST!!!)
He makes the elaborate plans and makes sure that everyone knows that they’re doing!! Although it doesn’t go as expected…
Bachira was supposed to be their decoy, but he somehow messed that up (I pray for that boy). The security saw some random guy in a ski mask talking to NOTHING and dialed a psych ward to come pick up their missing person.
Chigiri is their getaway driver, and he specifically told Reo to get them a car with almost no speed limit, and he made sure to serve looks. He almost leaked his face by checking himself out in his all CUNTY all black outfit.
Pre WC!Kunigami is definitely the muscle man of their group. Nothing too extreme, “just intimidate a few guards if they get too close” is what Isagi said, which backfired because they all found the guards tied up and blindfolded, while Kunigami kept up the bodyguard act!!
Post WC!Kunigami is NOT playing around. What Isagi told him before did NOT help him stay focused. He didn’t even have to do or say anything. Just one look from him made the guards just look the other way (no one is fighting Hulk 2.0 let’s bfr).
NagiReo is the dynamic duo of doing NOTHING. Reo payed the guards who were watching the security cameras to just go elsewhere, while Nagi just watched for additional security Isagi should worry about.
Nagi fell asleep half way through, so Reo just had to make sure his boyfriend was comfortable in his lap while he watched the cameras (Reo made sure his precious treasure didn’t do anything that required effort).
Overall, I would rate this heist a 11/10 because Isagi stole the World Cup!! They managed to get away and caused little to no damage (although stealing Bachira back from the guards was NOT an easy task).
(They broke five pairs of scissors trying to remove the straight jacket the guards put Bachira in after he started talking about his Monster)!!
Chigiri almost crashed because his hair was in the way, so Kunigami held it back for him like the GENTLEMAN he is (pre and post WC), while Nagi only woke up to ask Reo if they could have a sleepover at his place (they dih because Bachira was promised McDonalds as a reward for his hard work!!)
…at least Japan won the World Cup, am I right or am I tight?!?!
I JUST MADE SOME BULL SHII👀👀
(I can’t write at ALL so the roles is basically Isagi is the planner, Bachira is the decoy, Kunigami pre and post WC is their personal body guard, Chigiri is their getaway driver, and NagiReo are the hackers?? Idk but they’re the people who made it into the security room and system)!!
I HOPE YOU ENJOYED THIS MOOTIE!!! I’VE BEEN SMILING AND GIGGLING IN MY BED WHILE WRITING THIS!!!!
