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My friend and I went to my senior prom dressed as triangles. Never seen people so happy about Bills. My page and stuff: https://www.facebook.com/The-Irstress-1585379981695752/

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thefakeearl

Me with Tumblr right now

spaceship-vagina

cutiebum

please love your friends and tell them you’re proud of them every once in a while and spend time actually talking to them and remember their favourite things and just be there ok platonic love is so important

historyandmemes

King Henry VIII’s wives when they heard “It’s a girl!”

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gekidnappt

Teenager 2000 : I love you Teenager 2015 : I want to fuck you

skingrit

teenager 1854: the government cut off my hands because i stole a piece of bread

juelzsantanabandana

Teenager in 3015: blork glork (he talkin to some alien hoes)

battlenexusdude

filed under: things kim likes to make at 1am

uncleclustersthirdbrain

@kristaferanka

kristaferanka

this.

yes.

rylances-deactivated20170212

reedhasnospeed-deactivated20160

Me af

sushinfood

“When your dog satys NO - whoa there sassy pants!”

Voice: Gimme your paw!

Dog: RHOO

Voice: WOAH! Gimme your paw.

Dog: Rhooo

Voice: No? Gimme your paw. Gimme.

Dog: HAWR

ramuneicepop

Goofy is the only classic Disney character who has had sex.

Mickey has nephews, Donald has nephews, Goofy has a son.

And he wasn’t adopted, he looks just like him.

Goofy… has had sex. Goofy… has known a woman biblically.

Imagine what it must’ve looked like. Imagine what it sounded like.

These are the things I think about when I wake up in the middle of the night, drenched in sweat.

GA-HYUK.

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abomasnow

hell yeah i’m a catholic i’ve been addicted to cats my whole life

negat0ry-deactivated20150104

illustrated police news from 1898

tastefullyoffensive

Sid loves pizza. (vine via myregalbeagle)

blogdogz

Now THIS is the kind of content I signed up for.

hoodieonline

saltysalmonella

Is that a threat, Draco

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