Doctor Battat

Question: Can a Pippins hold off from gambling for more than a week?

Process/Thoughts: As a Pippins myself, I found this hard to believe. Subject P01 volunteered for this experiment, and I was happy to oblige. We decided to go cold turkey for accurate results. No gambling of any sort. Not even a simple game of Blackjack.

Thursday. Subject P01 began the day as normal. He headed to work. I wonder if he likes his current job more than his previous one. No signs of gambling, nor withdrawal. Today was a successful day.

Friday. Subject P01 showed signs of withdrawal and tension. The Subject was slightly on edge, and his work wasn’t as good as usual. I hope tomorrow will be a little better as the week progresses.

Saturday. The Subject clocked in late today. It’s as if he barely slept last night. His work has degraded and became sloppy. Subject P01 is showing signs of anxiety. He is at the point where he needs to be held back from gambling. Hopefully, tomorrow will be easier for both of us.

Sunday. Subject P01 didn’t come into work today.

Monday. Subject P01 was found behind the bar, drunk out of his mind. He hadn’t gambled, but found something to cope with the withdrawal symptoms.. but I’m afraid he just ended up worse.

Tuesday. The Subject did not come to work today either. He cooped up in his apartment, refusing to leave. He mentioned symptoms of insomnia and intense anxiety. The alcohol did make it worse.

Wednesday. The last day of the experiment. I’d say I got valuable information from this week. After the day ends the Subject will be able to go back to gambling as normal.

that actually sounds very interesting.

( •w• ) Can I hear someeee?

Not at the moment. I have to focus on my experiments. However, I can say I am currently working on one that I hope you’ll enjoy. I should get the results in half a week.

I like rantingggg ::3

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not really tho

but you'll have to deal with the minor inconvenience that is... ✨ME!!!!✨

Question: Can petrification be reversed?

Process/Thoughts: Subject Z02 had been petrified for months after the event with the Heroes. I thought it would be beneficial to experiment.

Wednesday, 10:57 AM. I strapped Subject Z02 down with zero resistance and began to work. First, I began to inspect the Subject, looking for any signs of natural restoration. I was staring at a statue, dead. Seemingly dead, at least. Perhaps a strong Healer could reverse the effects, however, there are none in TV World.

Can I even call it that anymore?

I can’t contact Castle Town. I have to do this myself. I started with a small flame. The Cold caused this. I could only hope I didn’t have to go to extreme measures. The Subject’s arm began to crack. I pulled the flame back, putting it out. My partners were stone once. Why did this subject not come back like they did? What about I tried oils. Simple solutions to a complicated problem. I have to resort to magic I don’t have access to. Nothing else works. Nothing I have at my disposal is enough to deal with forces like this.

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I don’t remember the rest. I blacked out at around 11:02 AM, and woke up at 3:21 PM.

Hello, my name is Battat. I run TV World, as Mr. Tenna is in an irreparable condition. I made this blog to voice my thoughts and jot down my research.

I hope this reaches someone. I hope I’m not screaming to a wall.