Legal Blonde RP prompts
"I need to marry a Jackie, not a Marilyn."
"I'm seriously in love with you, isn't that enough?"
"Law school is for people who are boring, and ugly, and…serious. And you, Button, are none of those things."
"You passed <<class>> because you gave Professor <<last name>> a lap-dance after the final."
"Uh huh, she's a friend to the animals as well as a philanthropist."
"It's been suggested that Stephen Hawking stole his Brief History of Time…from my fourth grade paper."
"<<muse>>, I totally forgot you go here!"
"Well, don't you look like a walking felony?"
"I'm never gonna be good enough for you, am i?"
"Could I have been anymore goddamn spastic?"
"So, what does this Vivian got that you don't got? Three tits?"
"I'm takin' the dog, Dumbass!"
"Do you think she just woke up one morning and said, 'I think I'll go to law school today'?"
"When I dress up as a frigid bitch, I try not to look so constipated."
"Happy people just don't shoot their husbands. They just don't!"
"Oh, my God, the bend and snap! Works every time."
"You have all the right equipment, you just need to read the manual."
"It's not like normal women can have this ass!"
"You know, you're really being a butthead!"
"Why didn't you call me? We spent a beautiful night together, and I haven't heard from you since."
"Sorry for what? For breaking my heart, or for giving me the greatest pleasure I've ever known and just taking it away?"
"I know, I thought that was very... classy of you."
"You know a delta nu would never sleep with a man who wears a thong!"
"Don't stomp your little last season Prada shoes at me, honey."
"No more boring suits. No more panty hoes. No more trying to be something that i'm just... just not."
"If you're going to let one stupid prick ruin your life, you're not the girl I thought you were."
"What are you so happy about? You're on trial for murder."
"[in tears] I didn't mean to shoot him! [points at muse] I thought it was YOU walking through the door!"














