I know the end

Blair: Are you kidding me? YES! Yes, it was!

Blair: Two members of O.M.E.N. have slept together, that is like guaranteed band poison!

Claire: Oh! I’m sorry 😢

Cornelius: Hi, Claire! I hope you're having a great day. I just started reading Ella Enchanted for obvious reasons 😊 and honestly, I thought the movie was cute, but this is even cuter somehow? It's not what I expected, and it's VERY different than the movie, but in a pleasant way. It really makes me wish we lived in the days of letter writing. Don't get me wrong, I'm grateful that I can reach out and text a pretty girl like you whenever I want, but there's something about penning a confession or, say, a plea for a second date by candlelight that has a little extra panache.

Blair: Did you have any idea my life was going to go to shit this weekend?

Cornelius: Really? That's amazing! I'm so glad to hear that! Not to be too forward but you're the coolest, kindest, most beautiful and well-spirited woman I've met, and I've been dying to spend time with you in this capacity. Thank you for saying yes! Should we talk costumes? Because I'm game to wear anything you'd like!

Cornelius: Hold the phone, I thought you only saw bad outcomes. Should I be concerned you saw this coming lol?

Claire: Oh gosh! Thank you so much! You're so awesome too and BIG same!! Thank YOU for asking me! Yes! We should totes talk costumes! Do you wanna do scary, funny or cute? I have lots of ideas for all three of those options and I know you'd look so amaze in all of them!

Cornelius: Hi, Claire! I hope your day has been great so far 😊 I was just wondering if you had a date to Ambrose and Lily's anniversary party yet? I'm sure you've had plenty of offers and I'd hate to step on any toes, but when I think about who I'd like to spend that time with, I thought of you right away.

Cornelius: Of course, if you already have a date or if you'd rather just not go with me, that's fine too! Either way I'm glad to be talking to you now.

I think normies are kind of boring. Sometimes I wish I was one, just to make the visions go away but then I don’t know what I’d do all day and get over it.

Blair: Franklin's really not that cute and seeing him naked has scarred me for life. First of all, no, I do not have the "crushies" on anyone, I'm a grown ass woman. Second of all, I said that wrong, I just meant I don't want to see her naked at all. Please, as if I'd be shallow enough to crush on Morrighan of all people. The air you breathe out is a deadly gas, so nope, doesn't count. There are less painful ways to make your hands smell like peppermint, dude! Like lotion!

She and her and hers and down for anyone!

As much as I love being able to see the future, constantly seeing every bad thing that happens to everyone isn’t very fun or great for my mental health.

Sinead: I hope it's another hint too! Thanks, Claire, both for letting me know AND for having to deal with me in advance if I don't get captain and become unsufferable for a few weeks lol. And lol no, we were drinking together and I thought it'd be like impressive of me? Like, I thought it'd make him think I was so cool. It's dumb, I know, but drunk brain thought it was a great idea!

Blair: Yeah, I hate it. It's fun for them, but it's beyond weird for me. I saw Franklin getting it on with someone at a party, and most recently I saw Morrighan wearing nothing but a bee-keeper mask which was definitely not the way I wanted to see her naked for the first time, and I hate it. Really? I dare you to name one pretty thing that doesn't kill slowly. Jeez, if you're going to spill and burn your hands, don't do it. I can ask... I don't know, someone else probably.

Sinead: Aww, that does help! Sort of! It also makes it sort of worse lol because I still want to win but I guess I can deal with winning AND breaking my ankle. I lowkey already hurt my ankle the other day jumping out of Franklin's window so maybe that's a hint that I'll be captain!

Blair: I know you do. And yeah, I love you too, and the break is nice. Lately my visions have all had a weird "naked" theme to them so I'm extra glad for you. And yeah, well, that's the thing about poisons. They're poison even if they're pretty. Thanks. Peppermint tea?

Blair: Try harder! For both our sakes. We'd have twin time more often if you could just keep it down a little better, you know. I know what it's CALLED, but it's sugar water and I hate tapico, it feels like I'm chewing on eyeballs. The sugar is poison! I like real tea! Warm tea! Herbal tea!

Blair: Seriously, C? You can't even try when I make it a stupid game? Boba isn't tea, it's just sugar and those weird little bubbles that make me think of tumors. You can poison yourself but get me something good. Please.

Blair: Let’s play a game called “Chill the Fuck Out” - you’re our first and only contestant, which means it's up to you to stay at a reasonable decibel level today and also maybe pick me up some tea. And before you ask, no, I'm not hungover. I'm just tired.

Sinead: I'm not jealous! I just think that a freshie trying out for head cheerleader against me is weird! I don't care that she can fly, seniority should still matter, right?

Sinead: Ugh, am I being totally petty about this?