“You’re Wearing Black”
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“You’re Wearing Black”
Comic based on 29.1

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Hey, we need a vessel to seal the rainbow power in until next pride. Mind if we use you?
Sounds good to me! This is just like that time in Pale that someone ate a child alive and became a vessel for her dark power 😃 Which went perfectly and had no consequences at all!
What did you mean it had no consequences???? She got a hot transgender boyfriend out of it! How dare you downplay the benefits of eating a child alive smh pride month really is over
Narwhal art that I forgot to post before pride month ended </3
Inspired by her minor costume change + ch 28.2
yeah so basically if a beautiful woman tries to give you a pill of some kind you should just open your mouth like a good girl and take it. Don't ask questions; she's literally gorgeous.
today is my birthday. as the birthday girl you have to do what i say and what i say is to say hello to flaac468311
:) say hi he won't bite (he will) (I am lying)

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some quick bullet point thoughts from gestation 1.1-3!
gestation 1.1
- taylor is like emo spongebob and not like the other girls
- taylor is so funny if this was real life she would be a school shooter
- did taylor and emma have the classic homoerotic female friendship to enemies arc?
- i wonder what happened to her mom? died or left i assume
- arent you tired of being nice dont you want to go apeshit
gestation 1.2
- every five seconds she is saying that shes not a violent person and she doesnt have a killer instinct and shes not 'like that'. surely this means nothing.
- ok so what happened three months ago!! something worse than various fruit juices, i guess
- i actually find such a high level of spider organization pretty impressive for a 15 year old
- i understand the idea is to go out and do superheroing but like what is she actually planning to do?? run around the city like spiderman (ha) and save little old ladies from purse snatchers??? surely you dont just walk out of your front door and Jeff The Baby Exploder is standing there with a big red arrow pointing and a sign that says Im Jeff The Baby Exploder (Evil). ????
gestation 1.3
- im curious where shes getting the costume making skills from? taylor give up on your lifes dream and get super into cosplay instead. youre already getting bullied, you have nothing to lose. and you probably would have more fun.
- 'crackwhores and gangsters'
- skill issue on my part, but im unclear on if 'capes' refers specifically to heroes, or to both heroes and villains?
- im sorry but this is so ridiculous girl go home you literally have homework to do
- so, i stand corrected. you can, infact, just walk out of your front door, and Jeff The Baby Exploder will, infact, be standing there. with a big red arrow pointing. and a sign that says Im Jeff The Baby Exploder (Evil). incredible.
So the division betweencivilian and Superhero identity has been a thing since the genre was just getting started with Superman. Do you have any thoughts on how Worm handles secret identities?
So many. Gonna start high level on this one and narrow it down.
From the 1920s to... probably the mid-70s, there was this implicit bargain with secret identities; the logistics were simpler. You could keep a secret identity with relative ease, the most likely failure points were those closest to you, and that’s manageable. But! You would keep a secret identity in the first place because if they found you, your life was fucked. There is no game being played; there were no pretenses. If they catch you, they will kill you- but first they must catch you.
The implicit consequences for being unmasked, while rarely realized, were genuinely very, very bad! Batman was fighting mobsters who would very much kill him, if they figured it out! Spider-Man concealed his identity because his villains made a beeline for his loved ones any time they figured it out. Cape IDs were genuine secrets, and because this was pre-mass surveillance, pre-internet, pre-media fragmentation, in the era where it was still hypothetically possible for people to up and vanish in the night, or become nameless drifters with no footprint, when millions of people were being shuffled around the country by wars and great migrations and the G.I Bill and a rise in college attendance, it was fairly plausible that secret identities were, in the abstract, genuinely hard to figure out.
This isn’t true anymore. In the modern day, with smartphones, home video, TMZ and the churning cesspit of online forums, in a setting laden with psychics and supercomputers and amazing detectives, it’s harder and harder to justify the secret identities not being blown open. At Marvel, many writers have said “fuck it” and had the heroes go public. Superman, Batman, Spider-Man and others have maintained them (mostly) because it’s just so core to the character dynamics that they can’t ditch them.
So what’s happened, quietly, is that writers and fans have started to pay mind to the realpolitik of blowing up a superheroes civilian life, at DC in particular, and why most rational actors won’t do that. The Central City Rogues, at times, have learned Flash’s secret identity, and vice versa, but The Rogues don’t act on it because they know they can’t survive a Flash with nothing to lose, and anyway, they actually do want him around to beat back the potentially city-leveling threats. Many of Batman’s rogues have figured out he’s Bruce Wayne, but sit on the information because they want the game to keep going, or because they recognize that Batman is a known variable and a good way to make sure none of the other villains get a leg up. The end of JMS’s Amazing Spider-Man featured Kingpin nearly killing Aunt May, and in retaliation Spider-Man makes a big show of taking off the kid gloves and just pulls Kingpin nearly apart in front of witnesses, as a show of the kind of force he could always have been potentially bringing to bear if he didn’t have a civilian life holding him back. This extends to Indie Media too; Invincible and Astro City both acknowledge that if you live near a hero, you’re likely gonna notice pretty quickly, but most people are smart enough or nice enough not to do anything destructive with that info. Incorruptable is about a supervillain who rationalizes his supervillainy under the logic that Not!Superman was never gonna let anything too bad happen to anyone, he always win when it counts, and when said hero turns evil he decides he has to step up to protect people because the safety net is out the door.
More and more often, the sanctity of the secret identity is something acknowledged as a pretense; something that society at large allows for, something there’s a gentleman’s agreement not to poke too hard at.
So now we get to Worm, which codifies this at a high level. No network of individually-developed working relationships where tons and tons of people independently decide to pretend not to know who the hero really is; it’s an actual cultural thing, an unwritten rule that you do not go after people in their civvie lives, you do not try and figure their IDs out, and you absolutely do not get caught if you do try. There is a powerful AI that helps enforce this, a powerful government apparatus that helps enforce this, a well-developed set of nettiquite enforcing this, an underground conspiracy that’ll absolutely drop the hammer on anyone trying to systemically challenge this.
But what really makes Worm Unique in this regard is that this also applies to the villains.
Villains, don’t have secret identities in most superhero universes; when they get caught the first time, their IDs are out, they’re introduced by both their real names and villain names on the news, and it’s noteworthy when a long-haul villain like The Joker manages to completely avoid having their real name publicized. The best they get, day to day, is not being recognized out of costume, but that’s thin. In Worm, villain identities are subject to a level of respect alien to other settings, and it’s for purely pragmatic reasons; the book shows us again and again how utterly fucked you are if you back a villain into a corner and give them no way out. E88 getting doxxed leads to dozens of city blocks being leveled with untold casualties; Skitter goes full populist warlord when she’s outed and kills some high-profile PRT jackboots; Bakuda’s madness is driven at least in part by her very real need to establish herself as someone who is not to be fucked with because she has no civilian life to return to and nothing to her name except what she can quickly cement in her new and only identity; Shatterbird committed to being a mass murderer because her civillian life was annihilated during her “trigger” and she saw no viable path to deescalate.
Cape comics are focused on the heroes, and so they spend a lot of time focused on the carrots and the sticks the heroes can bring to bear, how the heroes can protect their own status quo, how the villains are reacting to what the heroes might do if placed up against the wall. Worm is concerned with the carrots and sticks held by the black hats. In another setting, the silliness of a guy who dresses up to rob banks would be highlighted as an act of small-mindedness, it’d be a bit about how dumb villains are to waste their time like this. But in Worm, costumed villainy is simultaneously a gesture of courtesy, and a veiled threat, because this is not the worst they could be behaving.
I read a thinkpiece that characterised not identifying by your assigned gender as being equivalent to refusing an inheritance, and I'm thinking shit, imagine if it actually worked that way. Some weird old relative you only ever see at Christmas dies under mysterious and implausible circumstances and leaves you their gender in the will.
#naturally it turns out the gender is haunted#but you have to live in it for a year as a condition of inheriting their ill-gotten fortune
#on rare occasion humanity misses homestuck and reinvents the plot of pact
Flock!Brandish
If you don't know what a flock member is in the Parahumans' universe, squint and imagine this is just a regular Carol Dallon doing hot woman shit.
Spoilers for Ward Interlude 9 below, and some thoughts on this Carol
It's funny to me that Miss Militia has this reputation of being a supportive parental figure when the only evidence is Taylor assuming she is while writing her confession letter. This when some of her stand out moments are knowing less about the wards than Armsmaster (didn't know Shadow stalker was still causing problems) and putting a gun in tattletale's mouth.
Realistically if she ends up as Taylor's guardian she's teaching her about the importance of immutable hierarchies and the proper methods of bootlicking (and how to threaten people with firearms but Taylor would like that bit).
Taylor: "wow Miss Militia is so cool and maternal. I'm sure if I joined the wards she would have had my back and supported me. I'm certainly not biased by the loss of a parent and subconsciously seeking a replacement!"
Miss Militia:
Genuinely though it's such a missed opportunity how she's so often portrayed in the fandom, because look at the text! There is not one god damn time where Taylor put her faith in MM that she didn't let her down when it counted. It's no accident that Miss Militia is an indictment of the Captain America archetype - a basically decent and well-meaning person whose allegiance to her institution and hierarchy means that she will always fail the same people that that institution fails. Every time I reread the Tagg arc I come away with blistering contempt for her. She makes Legend look like a paragon of moral courage.

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One funny thing about Worm is that you can get basically to the end of the book before realizing that there’s a titular Worm, that the incredibly vague title is actually referring to a specific guy in the cast. It’s very likely you’ll have stopped thinking about this by the time it comes up, because the title’s broad thematic link to Taylor’s situation becomes obvious even before Cherish describes her with the extended worm metaphor. If you really wanted to I guess you could also interpret the title as, like, a rot-of-society thing, worms eating away at the foundation, or an infiltration thing, Taylor worming her way into various groups and situations, putting herself in a position where she has the leverage to make people do what she wants. A Multifaceted title, to be sure. But there is, also, there is very much a Worm. There is a literal Worm, and this Worm is behind everything bad that happened, which of course sounds like a shitpost in the vein of the “morbin’ all over everything” jokes. You thought your society would collapse due to the preponderance of heavily-traumatized Nihilists gaining city-leveling superpowers, but it was I, The Worm.
“Take that, you worm!”
i mean it’s not like the worm was unrelated to the plague of heavily traumatised people with city-levelling powers and the associated risk of societal collapse
“at the end of Worm, when they fight the worm” sounds like a joke but isn’t
tattletale: if I become the evil crime boss I will never harm my minions
[5 years later]
highly throwable imp: hoohoohee
tattletale: *doesn't respond since imp's power is activated for the prank she's giggling about. and also even if she knew aisha was there lisa doesn't have great upper body strength, the "throwable" modifier is really only accurate for vicky or rachel or brian. Maybe lily, she probably does core work.*
Every Ward spoiler on Tumblr is like “the chapter where Marquis sleeps with and then implodes Legend to become the king of Dracheheim was so racist” or “I liked it when Lily picked flowers for Sabah” and there’s no in between
”the portals explode because of Nazis, so THAT Jessica Yamada and THE Riley Davis are probably dead” is one of these moments.
what are you on about???? “also Lisa does found family :)”
Ward’s Dr Phil bullies Kenzie
Lisa and Victoria go to a BDSM club.
like
people reblog this post with crazy shit
and I can’t tell if they are ALSO making stuff up, or if Lisa and Victoria go to a BDSM club. And Amy makes a cum monster in a PS4. Or Legend fucks with Marquis.
give me three crazy Ward things, 2 bs 1 true. I guess the real one, two lies and a truth
Rain experiences an extremely uncomfortable handjob while at a public gathering. Victoria accidently injures one of Rachel's dogs, has to wash and groom the dogs as recompense. Aiden attempts to recruit a case 53 with the powers of an egg named to his team, the Chicken Tenders.
I actually already got read to the Rain handjob one. Bruh imagine this dude killing your daughter then like every 5th night or whatever you gotta watch him get a handjob awkwardddd.
so I know that’s true
Vic injures a hellhound, MAYBE? But I don’t think Rachel would let her touch her dogs after or before that, so 20% chance that this happens.
THIS IS THE SECOND TIME IVE HEARD OF THIS EGG GUY. So this might be true. Or is he fake?? Like damage character? Cmon legal name is Egg and he joins a bird themed group? Also how old is Aiden? Like 14? He prolly doesn’t have his own group atp. 30% chance
if his name was legit anything other than Egg I’d believe it. Like, Egg? No way.
Sabah Parian uses her power to stitch together a doll out of human skin. Dot eats a man's severed toe. Miss Militia volunteers to get tortured on Earth Cheit.
okaaaayyyy. Uh.
Parian is sort of a bitch so maybe she does that.
dot eats a severed toe. I think Amy feeds her enough that she doesn’t need to do that.
miss M wants to get tortured??? I assume it’s not a pleasure thing, and it’s like a hostage thing? I can see the human flesh Parian idea more tho.
HUMAN FLESH PARIAN FOR THE WIN
Cinereal and Narwhal share a homoerotically charged hug. Foil has a "throat abortion". Victoria declares the Simurgh to be "unfuckable".
foil has a throat abortion, -20% chance, I don’t want that to happen, and like, why put that in a webserial? I can see that happening in a bad AO3 fic, but not Ward
Vic says the Simurgh is Unfuckable, I mean, it ISSS, sorta, 85% chance of this? I’d assume it’s just something that happens in passing, and not a big scene.
Narwal has a homo hug with Cinereal. Who is Cinereal? Whatever its pride month. I think this one happens.
Cinereal is the Warden who covers everything in ash. Anyway.
March stabs Vista in the tits.
Victoria impulsively fucks Spright from Advance Guard.
A photographer who makes case 53 porn tries to convince Weld to pose nude for him.
Imagine the chaos of the Kelly family Thanksgiving/friendsgiving 2021 feat. the Haywards, the Ellingsons, and the Tedds. Verona, Julette, and McCauleigh trying to drag Kyle off to the House on Half Street for a foursome. Liberty desperately hitting on Breanne. Snowdrop and Smudge, confined to animal form to avoid overcrowding and Snowdrop faux pas (faux possums, if you will), playing pranks on the extended Kelly family while Grandfather tries to keep them in line. America trying to goblinize the turkey. Anthem remarking that he's been in fights to the death that were less frantic and chaotic, Lucy agreeing, and all the Innocents looking really concerned.
Faux paw!! You're so right!
How are they so amazing

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Really a lot to love about Pale, but going to highlight some stuff for Pride:
One of the three protagonists is lesbian, and another is aromantic heterosexual, and a good chunk of the story is about those two coming to terms with their identity and making a life for themself.
There's a supporting cast that contains many queer characters who are all fascinating and endearing.
There's generally a lot of queerplatonic relationships and it's incredibly sweet.
Exploration and expression of the Self are actually pretty important ideas in the magic system and the story.
Rebelling against corrupt systems, creating safe spaces, educating people, and advocating for and protecting the marginalized are central to the story.
There is an evil patriarchy that is chock full of homoeroticism and I know the Tumblr-folk will like that.
The evil patriarchy really is so homoerotic 🙂↕️
THE WINSOME MISS MILITIA
A Wards aged Miss Militia from the 1940s
Really want to draw her 1980s equivalent. Expect to see her somewhat soon