They look up to you.

they’re foreclosing on my mind palace

she took my mind palace in the divorce

the surveys came back and my mind palace has subsidence

Damn, that's useful

Finally a hand sewing tutorial on a hemline that isn't just the ladder stitch! the ladder stitch disappears when you tighten it, but it's not meant for hemlines because it breaks really easily! The overlock stitch is more stable, so it holds much longer, and it won't pucker or warp the fabric!

Damn i dont often sew by hand, but that stitch looks fast, sturdy and not too complicated. Gotta learn that.

Repeatedly crouches at you to indicate that I want to ally with you

Grocery prices these days...

cannot understand why people like youtubers who are yelling the entire time. why do you let that man raise his voice at you.

Pokemon Heritage Post

the problem with learning shorthand is that it basically makes any set of long squiggles look like words so you will be trying to read the floaters in your eyes while you’re in the shower. on the bright side i may have invented a new form of divination.

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

I love you, vintage gay Pikachu. You’ll find the boy for you, I promise.

if i have one more person say sparkles on this post im gonna blow i swear to god

what the fuck. comics are magic

somebody put a quimpsy spurl on my blorbo

she quimps on my jarns til I nittles