They look up to you.

People love to ask if I'm enjoying my new job as a field archaeologist but then when I say "Yes very much, I excavated a children's grave today!" They have the audacity to look at me like I'm the weird one

It's always oh 😐 and never did you enjoy excavating the child grave? Excavating the child grave looked fun, I bet you found some nice pottery

trust that garlic and i are well acquainted

they’re foreclosing on my mind palace

she took my mind palace in the divorce

the surveys came back and my mind palace has subsidence

Damn, that's useful

Finally a hand sewing tutorial on a hemline that isn't just the ladder stitch! the ladder stitch disappears when you tighten it, but it's not meant for hemlines because it breaks really easily! The overlock stitch is more stable, so it holds much longer, and it won't pucker or warp the fabric!

Damn i dont often sew by hand, but that stitch looks fast, sturdy and not too complicated. Gotta learn that.

Repeatedly crouches at you to indicate that I want to ally with you

Grocery prices these days...

cannot understand why people like youtubers who are yelling the entire time. why do you let that man raise his voice at you.

Pokemon Heritage Post

the problem with learning shorthand is that it basically makes any set of long squiggles look like words so you will be trying to read the floaters in your eyes while you’re in the shower. on the bright side i may have invented a new form of divination.