Littlefinger’s Greatest Hits
-Being sick from eating too many mud pies #stayclassy
-Sticking his tongue in Cat and Lysa’s mouths during kissing games.
-That time he got a weirdass scalp massage from a hermit on his dad’s lands #relatable
-Building a castle out of bricks with Edmure a hidden snow castle parallel??
-The continuous roasting of Ned that goes on in all their scenes in AGoT. Just all of it.
-Schmoozing with Chataya, smooth af
-Who hasn’t hidden their crush in a brothel??
-”always loved his silver” Did you mean: always this stylish? Can’t handle.
-”Yah Tanda’s trying to hook me up with Lollys but tbh I’m only dating Lollys for the food. I’d rather marry the food.”
-”Life is not a song, sweetling.” Iconique.
-”You wear your honour like a suit of armour, Stark. You think it keeps you safe, but all it does is slow you down and make you hard to move.” #savage
-”marry all your kids to Cersei’s kids. Leave no kids unmarried.”
-”Joffrey’s chasing hares with a crossbow. The hares are winning.”
-How he basically gtfo of King’s Landing JUST BEFORE shit hit the fan at Blackwater. A* for timing.
-Persuaded Olenna- OLENNA- and Mace to send Loras into the Kingsguard and to have Joffrey murdered before Loras would go AWOL, just through relative soundtrack choice (and gossipy servants). I need him to DJ my life
-That time Cersei gave him the kind of smile only Jaime gets.
-”Yes, Lord Tywin, I will woo and marry Lysa. I will shag my way to peace.”
-”I know you wanted to marry Willas Sansa but he’s a boring good-two-shoes marry me instead I’m neither”
-Smallfolk banter. “Anyone run off with my sheep pellets? Gooooood”
-”Don’t worry, my home is even drearier than it looks”
-Was Sansa’s tour guide on the Fingers
-SNOOOOOOOOW CAAAAAAASTLE “ “We will need to imagine the glass, to be sure” “There you are, then. Gargoyles are hard, white blobs should be easy” “Pack the snow around a stick, Sansa”
-”I used to dream about Winterfell and it was always dark and cold” …ouch
-*murders wife* @ Sansa “u ok hun? Sweet now let’s frame this asshole for murder” #Family Bonding Time
-Showverse: “Take Charge of Your Life” monologue, in which LF basically invented the modern self-help book.
-That time Robin threw his porridge at him and he ducked and it hit Maester Colemon
-”Yeah Nestor Lysa called you her rock and technically I’m not even lying”
-A sensible interesting marriage plan for Sansa wow look D&D it is feasible
-Friendlier than Tywin, subtler than Pycelle, calmer than Tyrion, savvier than Cersei #Winning the Game
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