RED VS BLUE: SEASON ONE SENTENCE STARTERS.
“Do you ever wonder why we’re here?”
“It’s one of life’s great mysteries.”
“I don’t know man, but it keeps me up at night.”
“Seriously though, why ARE we out here?”
“You have the fuckin’ rifle, I can’t see shit.”
“You know what? I fucking hate you.”
“I’m no stranger to sarcasm, sir.”
“I think it looks more like a puma.”
“...You’re makin’ that up.”
“You can’t pick up chicks in a tank.”
“Ain’t nobody in charge today.”
“Okay, rookie. What’s your story?”
“We can definitely pick up chicks in this thing. Probably two or three chicks a piece.”
“No, I think he called her a slut.”
“Yeah, okay. Whatever, moron!”
“I almost hate to do this to you.”
“FOR GOD SAKE, WHAT IS WITH THAT MUSIC?”
“My God, doesn’t that thing ever run out of bullets?”
“Yeah, I can see how hiding behind a rock is a much better strategy.”
“What in God’s name is that thing?”
“Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit.”
“Oh, you backstabbing cockbite.”
“I just wanted you to know... I always hated you.”
“I don’t know what the technical military term is for it... but, uh, we’re pretty fucked up down here.”
“Wow... sucks to be you.”
“That doesn’t seem physically possible!”
“I told you his girlfriend was a slut.”
“Look, it might be dangerous.”
“What was the OTHER one thing I told you?”
“You really better hope the first one knocks me out.”
“Okay, fine. Keep lying to yourself.”
“Rise ‘n’ shine, buttercup.”
“Oh, great. You broke my voice filter.”
“Hey punk, I don’t need a weapon to kill you.”
“We got just enough time for me to spray-paint the Bull’s-eye on your back.”
“OW, Jeez - the back of my head!”
“Why in Hell would you give somebody CPR for a bullet wound in the head?”
“It’s like, uh... a lightish red.”
“I wouldn’t say I’m mean, I just get hired to do mean things.”
“Alright, here’s the plan-” [ explosion. ]
“I understand the need to safeguard your masculinity, but really, dude.”
“Hey bitch! Remember me?”
“Hell yeah! Three points, you dirty whore!”
