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OFFICIAL BRACKET!
and here you have it! The official DILF Tournament Bracket! will update as the tourney goes on! this was seeded randomly! this is NOT all nominees; the nominee had to have 2 or more votes to be considered, and out of those with only 2 votes, i sort of chose who would be in. my reasoning switched from funny to hot to we already have lots from this franchise so not them, etc.
place your bets!
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okay guys, couple things now that everything has settled!
1: iâm working on compiling the data still! let me know if thereâs any particular data you want to see! so far iâm only doing total votes received and average votes per round
2: iâm thinking about doing another tourney⌠we will see. iâll let you guys know
3: i would like to gage interest in a losers bracket! it would include losers from rounds 1 and 2.
losers bracket?
yes
nah
FINAL ROUND!
Dad Egbert (Homestuck)
Maes Hughes (Fullmetal Alchemist)
DAWN OF THE FINAL DAY.
AAAND. FINAL HOUR!!!!!!!
The winner is...
DAD EGBERT FROM HOMESTUCK!!!!
thank you everyone for participating and stay tuned!! good game to all dads who competed!
Dadbert was isekai'd by the game his son was playing with his friends and the first thing he does when he scapes is
1-look out for his son.
2-have a date with the absolute MILF that is Mom lalonde.
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Dadbert doesn't have a spouse because he uses all his time in making his son happy
This man baked a hundred cakes in John's birthday, what else do you want??
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FINAL ROUND!
Dad Egbert (Homestuck)
Maes Hughes (Fullmetal Alchemist)
DAWN OF THE FINAL DAY.
AAAND. FINAL HOUR!!!!!!!
What is all that CRAP about Dadbert? He's the best fucking dad EVER, he fills the house with clowns because his son has clown drawings painted in his walls, it's natural to assume he likes them and it's just being shy about it, John(the son) also painted insults on his walls and Dadbert is constantly trying to make him understand he is proud of him
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Who tf used Maes fucking his wife and having a biological daughter as an argument?? John came to his Dad in a meteor and this random man just decided to step up and not send this kid to an orphanage, family is not only for blood, and also, of course you don't know if you've never read Homestuck, but Dadbert PULLS BRO, this man avoided DERSE PRISON just for looking GOOD
Can Maes say he avoided unimaginable torture? Derse's guards had to get rid of their form of distributing food because the prisoners were using it to kill themselves, i have nothing more to say
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vote dadbert to avenge vriska's loss in the tumblrwoman polls!!
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tbf, despite how complex of a character Jack is. He is a very shitty dad.
i do not deny this.
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Vote maes so they can tie <3
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AS A HOMESTUCK, I would just like to point out. Hughes looks like Galekh. A vote for Maes Hughes is a vote for Galekh Xigisi's dancestor. VOTE HUGHES!
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I mean, between dadbert and Hughes, only one of them has a biological daughter. Only one of them has been canonically confirmed to have ever Fucked. Dadbert doesn't even have a SPOUSE, meanwhile Hughes gushes about his wife just as much as he does his daughter. Just saying.
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Everyone saying Dadbert has clowns all over the house because John likes clowns are fake fans. John hates the clowns!! John has an antagonistic relationship with his dad because the two have a breakdown in communication. Dadbert is TRYING, YES, but John constantly talks about how much he hates the cakes and clowns.
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vote maes bc he looks like m.arkiplier (:
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I think it's really funny that the dads who made it to the finals both died early in their respective canons.
........huh. youre right.
Iâve never consumed any Homestuck or FMA content, I didnât even know their names before this poll. But I recognized Maes Hughes from the TvTropes page image for âDoting Parentâ and if that isnât the crowning achievement in DILF-dom idk what is
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