A Vast Wasteland

He let out a groan and batted her hand away "What the hell they are all black they only difference are they fancy fucking names"He turned and and hopped up on the counter "Yeah well erm your fucking welcome thats my favorite sweater so dont fuck it up"He crossed his arms and gave a small smile and leaned back letting out a long breath as he watched her prepare her tea this time he would pay attention so next if there is a next he would actually know what he was doing

Demon nearly jumped at the sound of her voice he was so focused on trying to figured out what the difference was between the different kinds of teas "Its the most irritating annoying fucking piece of shit thing ever why must humans be so fucking complicated look at all these teas I dont understand the fucking difference arent they made up of all the same shit I dont even"He gave a low growl and thumped his forehead against the cupboard "This fucking sucks dicks on a stick"