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worldworldworldworld

"The 3DS play in Louvre", 2012

titsay

loveridden1999

when england lose, women bruise

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mhhmmm yea

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cuppydogshane

that is actually my main principle of explicit fic is that the personalities stay On during sex.

#thats what makes it gooooood #<- prev tags #10000000 percent

laeffy

Hey tumblr???? Hey fucking tumblr?????

thyrell

her what

thyrell

does anyone know whag the rest of it says

retroactivebakeries

it's some kind of digital candle, you understand

swagophile

I had a dream that Joe Biden kept trying to sneak back into the white house to become the president again and he had a variety of silly disguises like in one he was wearing a big moustache and top hat and introduced himself as Job Iden and tried to sell trump snake oil and trump was super interested until his moustache fell off and then JD vance was like "wait a minute.. that's joe biden!!" amd he was like "welp, gotta run, see ya later jack!" and then all the evil white house staff were shaking their heads cus joe biden almost sneaked into the white house and the newest aid was there and she was like "That was a close call, Mr President" and his new aide was actually kamala harris wearing a big cartoon wig and they were all too distracted by joe biden to notice

ink-the-artist

Girls when their periods sync

ink-the-artist

do not even worry brother ive thought of everything

xalatath

Tumblr banned porn to appeal to advertisers only to exclusively host ads for links you wouldn't touch even while wearing full PPE

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nudityandnerdery

Just a casual reminder that posting on the internet about how you would want to do physical harm to members of the US government is something that they can (and will) detain you over, so just be careful what you say in public spaces like, uh, on Tumblr.

nudityandnerdery

I have got bad news for you about how connecting to the internet works and how corporations will respond to requests from the government.

hearthfire-heartfire

this is your semi-regular reminder that tumblr has cooperated with the fbi to hand over user information in a very public way at least once. and that's not the only way the feds can collect information on you either

the-real-seebs

someone recently said near me "I'm pretty sure you could solve a lot of problems with the Death Note."

i am pretty sure that the belief that you could solve problems with the death note is the problem that you cannot solve with the death note.

anyway, i commented about this in a chat, and someone said they would try to use the death note to eradicate diseases, and probably get killed by the shinigami for doing it wrong, which would at least solve the shinigami's problem

i think i see how this plays out

my friend: writes "Cyclospora Cayetenensis is killed by a team of highly skilled medical researchers"

Janet Cayetenensis, who thought "Cyclospora" was a pretty name for a girl: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU PEOPLE DOING IN MY HOUSE? CYCLO??? NOOOOOOO.

yumantimatter

>tries this and nothing happens

>realizes I wasn't keeping the victim's face in mind while writing their name

>applies to a microbio degree program

>looks directly at the cyclospora through my lab microscope while writing in the death note

>yet another nothing happens

>realizes the names we assign to organisms are probably not their names for death note purposes

>gets shinigami eyes to learn cyclospora's real name

>looks in the microscope again

>doesn't see anything

>confronts my shoulder shinigami about ripping me off

>"why the fuck would parasites have names anon"

>I'm thousands of dollars deep in student loans and lost half my lifespan for nothing

>mfw

thestuffedalligator

Dragons are fireless until they undergo the Hroom, the traditional draconic ceremony where a fledgling dragon will go out into the world and make a bargain with a spirit of elemental fire to live in their soul in a state of mutual symbiosis. The spirit receives shelter and nourishment, while the dragon receives a source of elemental fire, which it can only now use to defend itself.

In many draconic cultures, the Hroom marks a dragon’s coming of age, a time to recognize that a dragon is now of a proper age to hold a weapon and defend itself. Some dragons believe that it is only by bonding with an elemental spirit that a dragon has a soul, and that a dragon is only a whole dragon when it has both the mortal shell and the inner spark.

There has been a backlash to this in recent centuries, of course. Fledglings these days are going out and making bargains with all kinds of things. This is usually spirits of elemental lightning and ice, but more than one dragon has come back to their clutch with a fairly bewildered witch.

thestuffedalligator

#Does the witch live inside the dragon's soul after...?

Metaphorically, yes. One dragon had married the witch she brought back to her clutch, and she said that meant their two souls had become one, which was basically the same thing.

The other dragons in her brood said it didn’t work that way, but she was able to breathe pure magic afterwards, so it at least worked that way for her.

dailyclassicart

Henri Guillaume Schlesinger - "The Five Senses: Hearing" (1865)

butchfairy

scribeherself

seeing people say "this trope has been done to death" as if that's ever stopped anyone from eating bread. BREAD HAS BEEN DONE TO DEATH FOR LITERALLY THOUSANDS OF YEARS AND WE STILL WANT MORE BREAD. write your chosen one AU. write your coffee shop meet-cute. write your 47th iteration of "there was only one bed" because guess what??? we're still hungry.

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egberts

"forgor" did irreversible damage didn't it

k1ntsug1-r0b0t-g1rl

yeag

jewfrogs

kids were roleplaying with minecraft figurines and one of them had their figure go up to the other and say “i’m in love with you” and the other one replied “sword slash to the chest. and you’re on fire”

randomfae

myothertardisisonthemun

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