cowardly lion.

I really needed this

do you ever go in a bathroom stall and just like sob but only for five seconds

i am the most stressed out laziest person ever i don’t even know how i do it

Breaking news Yall don’t know me

me after a quiet day in: Time for a quiet night in

“i open the basket and i see tomatoes, and i’m immediately thinking ‘oh fuck i dont even like tomatoes god shittign damn”

A chopped-style cooking where where neither the judges nor the competitors have any cooking experience, but both groups are told that the other group does, and they try to convince each other that they do too with nonsense words and unnecessarily complicated dishes.

me @ me: don’t start buddy don’t you dare

I hate tumblr as much as the next guy but at least we still see dashboard posts in chronological order instead of the bullshit random order of instagram and facebook where stuff from days ago appears right below stuff that was just posted