The Daily Hell

Kiss Romeo in front of Kendall.

“If it weren’t for Rory, we’d never have gotten confirmation that our local Bachelor isn’t strictly gay for pay. Hope you’re feeling voyeuristic, Kendall, I bet you’re in for a show.”

Kiss Bailey in front of Bash.

“Good luck peeling their hands off each other. Last I heard, they’ve been sharing some fleshlight named Atreus. Gross, but… kinky.”

Time for another game to weed out the weak. Let’s call this... a more interesting game of Spin the Bottle. No backing out once you choose to participate, so nut up.

Send us an ask with:

1. Your choice of kiss (get to first base) or dish (confess a secret) and two numbers 1-50. The first number is whom you will be kissing or dishing to. The second will be a witness.  2. Post your encounter. Responses up to one reply permitted.

Witnesses must submit this form.

“I’ve got a tape recorder if you’ve got the time. And you’re always welcome to feature on The Daily Hell whenever/wherever. Seriously, lemme know.”

It’s Rory here, serving up the truth so far - 

Kendall confessed that she wants to disrobe Romeo like a mannequin who’s wearing the last blouse in her size, devour him like a pie without a fork, and then finish the night out by talking to him about me instead of, ya know, fucking his brains out. Or maybe she just didn’t finish her thought, in which case she should message us to do just that. 

Romeo confessed that his dream foursome would be with Tommie, Kendall, and myself in the fantasy suite. Which is funny, because that’s also my dream foursome. We’re just so in sync... 

Waiting on the rest of you who asked for the truth, so pony up those juicy nuggets from your sick little souls and let us hear it.

If you had to choose one, would you: 

Have sex with Ash in secret, and he’s exactly as critical and insulting as you would expect.

Don’t have sex with Ash, but everyone thinks that you did.

“If you had to spend eternity inside of a couple snuggie with anyone in Belmont, who would you choose, and why?”

“So glad you decided to play, Bromeo. Name top 3 at Belmont that you would invite to the fantasy suite.”

“Choose someone that you like and invite them to go skinny dipping, then grab their clothes and ditch ‘em.”

“It does not have to start naked. Take your time, savor the experience. You can name drop me all day, but we’re still gonna swap notes later.”

“Pick someone that you hate, and steal their ID card to check out the book ‘Conquering Fear: An Educated and Illustrated Guide to Giving Oral Sex’ from the Belmont library.”

“Handcuff yourself to someone of your choosing for 24 hours. Handcuffs provided, courtesy of The Daily Hell.”

“Approach someone you’re attracted to and ask them for a condom. Act desperate. Bonus points if you get to use it with them.” 

“Tell us what you would like to do with the hottest person in Belmont. Naked, with a can of whipped cream. Name required. Graphic details encouraged, and highly anticipated.” 

To kick things off with a bang, The Daily Hell is hosting a Belmont-wide game of Truth or Dare. Fair warning- if you choose to participate, you had better be ready to fucking participate. Truths will be publicly posted around Belmont for everyone to see, and dares must be played out on the dash.