The Daily Discrepant

first bring it outside...your dogs will love that it smells like you.

get some materials, even if you don't have a truck...just make it home without them falling into oncoming traffic...

then remove all linens and later poke some sticks out like you know what you're doing...

after pretending, cover all mistakes with some plywood...

makes some random cuts to the stuff you made so far and add some more wood for stability...

also some walls would be good...

when its starts to get dark, take it to location (AKA: where it was meant to be in the first place) and let it simmer over night. roof-roof

 next morning...

...shingle it up and add paint to season it, mediocre coat will suffice...

...check if dogs approve of it, 200 tails wags will give you enough confidence to finish it... finally, add the ball and a water plate, and voila!