My supper cool blog that is not under the creatures control

“physical media is dead”

You're welcome

Anyways~

Have you tried a spritz bottle for not the creature and to 100% not spray it?

If I mysteriously disappear it is most likely NOT the creature because there is no creature, hand foot and mouth however is rampant in this hostile environment I have forged through.

Perhaps… if there is a creature then it is most definitely scheming against me in all fields of lively hood which brings into question the human intellect of the thing and at which fronts I should be most worried.

Optimal photo composition

Pay rent??

a lovely creature free milkshake that is not for the creature

(I do have several doors in which I hope the creature is un-aware of)

It is seen

and they are gone and I never saw them and there is no creature and the door never opened because I am inside upstairs and the window is clear and the shadows are non creature shaped and I am free for the first time in a long time the creature is satisfied

the creature is satisfied

I will sleep peacefully for a night

the creature thanks you but I did not tell you that

I’d rather not draw it to me any more than necessary, but if you insist I think Welch’s fruit snacks will work. (Halloween shapes for added flair)

That it assuming the creature is real which I would not assume because that is statistically impossible and improbable and there is no creature and if there was one I would not know of it.