aries: best at inside jokes, tries to embarrass you a lot, doesn’t give the best advice but listens to yours, lots of surprise attack hugs taurus: listens to your problems and always has an answer to them, wants to make you feel comfortable, a shoulder to cry on, laughs at your jokes even if they’re not funny cancer: treats you like family, feels what you feel, has no physical boundaries and it’s very likely they will literally just lay on you gemini: always tells you what you want to hear, interrupts your story if they think theirs is better, always wants to do the weirdest shit leo: supportive of whatever you want but will tell you their opinion even if you don’t ask for it, makes every moment a party moment, appreciates you for putting up with them virgo: will goof around with you, helps you with little things to make your life easier, tells you if you look bad libra: judges other people with you, helps you pick out cute outfits, gives the best hugs ever, reminds you why they love you scorpio: makes you laugh at the worst times, keeps all of your secrets, remembers little things about you, brightens your day sagittarius: tries to relate to all of your problems, steals all your stuff and never gives it back, always keeps a protective eye on you capricorn: gives the best advice ever, cares about your happiness as much as their own, treasures your memories and is always down to make more aquarius: says things that make you question their sanity, puts you in a lot of awkward situations, hates seeing you upset pisces: gives you zero personal space, always knows when something’s wrong and wants to be there for you,  also probably wants a secret handshake

I’ve made a huge mistake

no u dont. You dont want to have to drive an hour just to get some McDonalds. There is nothing to do here and everyone is racist. My neighbour’s chickens got stolen last week

Arctic Fox

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