The Coyote State

first of all, duchess arachnia isn’t a pet, she’s royalty. secondly, she’s not lost, just, not in her home…

Uh…huh. Okay then. well that definitely sounds like lost to me. How did it even get out?

It’s not that she’s lost- she’s gone exploring before without a problem. But with Halloween, and fake spiders and shit. Be my luck someone crushes her. 

South was definitely not hiding something as she shuffled out of the locker room, shoulders hunched slightly to try and keep the not-hidden-case tucked away. 

Having managed to be passing by in the hallway outside , Johanna raised an eyebrow at south. “Hey agent, is something up?Your back hurt or something? Hunching really isn’t healthy.” She wasn’t suspecting anything but did look a bit confused at the passing agent. 

Well it’s in the rec room now, refusing to not chew on the corner of my datapad. Send help

I’m on my way!

It has begun eating it's sweater, maybe it's part goat

Yeah, a fluffy fat one that apparently likes to eat purple hair.

Oh. Ohhh my god, I have to see it.

Well it's in the rec room now, refusing to not chew on the corner of my datapad. Send help

I don’t know who’s cat wandered into the locker room, but it’s in a sweater now so

There’s a cat on board???

Yeah, a fluffy fat one that apparently likes to eat purple hair.

Well I feel bad for the grunts, always getting picked on and such! I believe that if treated with respect, they will give respect and possibly move up the ranks a tad bit? Oh I wish I wasn’t so nice and could make some one else do it. 

They’re grunts, you don’t go from grunt to Freelancer, you just stay a grunt. End of story. Seriously Mass, just tell them to do it, don’t even ask, it’s easy. 

Yeah I know that, but still least they can at least be a Sargent I’m sure. Least give them a tad bit of hope? I rather sadly be their friend and enemy.  

Nah, don't give them false home, Mass. And hey, okay, you can be friends with grunt babies and still make them do your paperwork. Just saying