So only say my name

“You’re on your best way of doing so, yeah. Is there a point to this?”

“Well look who was paying attention in class for once-”

“Who said I was paying attention?”

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“There are some hot teachers, not many but a few.”

“And as long as you don’t say my father, I think we’re good to go.”

“Don’t. It’s not as difficult as you’d think. You need a little self-control is all.”

“I meant less the not drinking part, and more the having to stand all the drunken idiots part about it.”

“It definitely looked like it when I was leaving him.”

“Then the highest of respects to him. Can’t even begin to imagine my father being anything like this.”

“What am I saying ‘yes’ to, again?”

“To me, sticking around? You know, until your naturally funny side shows, of course.”

“Like who?”

“I don’t know ... just anyone who’s in fact hot?”

“Well, it's not like I wouldn’t understand and respect a no if one was given,”

“I guess so– perhaps I should get some eventually for my friends if they ever need any. I’m the sober friend you see.”

“Then I feel sorry for you at times. Guess it’s not the easiest thing to do, staying sober while everyone else gets drunk?”

“What can I say, I just have the best dad anyone could have.”

“Yeah, looks like it. So what, he was among the ones suffering from a headache, too?”

“I don’t know any juicy details, but I did see Gold and my dad and a few empty bottles.”

“Well, I doubt anyone would see my dad getting pissed like that, so congrats for having a father who knows how to live?”

“I’m not a stand-up comic…My humor is more circumstantial. Stick around me for a while and I’m sure I’ll find something to make fun of you for.”

“Is that an invitation to stay close?”