Misaligned Brutalist Archive

I’m proud to identify as morosexual. I’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. A guy asked me what the Spanish word for tortilla was once and now I dream of kissing him under the moonlight

oh my god the original out in the wild

Last winter my recreational work crush called a lunch I made us “eeth-real” (ethereal) and I thought about this post for a week.

there's a bug in my room and I would like to dedicate this post to the bug in my room. I love you bug

I'm going to go to sleep in my bed for 400 hours

how many hours is that??

four hundred

The divine right of kings but it's a curse

You will wear the crown, you have no choice, the spikes growing on your head have a metal sheen to them and coalesce into a mock halo. You will command, for your voice is a terrible thing, you are a terrible thing. You will be just, and you will be fair, for any grievances you cause to your people scar your body and leave lasting pain and false promises sizzle on your tongue like hot oil. Your god is watching and it won't forget what your ancestor did and it won't let you go