The CGL Catalog

The CGL Catalog is a work of epistolary fiction focused on cnc sexual ageplay scenarios. It consists of product descriptions (and occasional illustrations) from a fictional catalog aimed at caregiver-owners of "forcibly" age-regressed sex slaves. The non-consent is part of the fantasy role-play. Everyone involved is a legal adult who gave informed consent to the scenes suggested.

I also occasionally post vintage catalog scans I've found, because the correlation of "being a well-spanked baby is being loved, right?" and "catalog descriptions are soothing to read" goes very deep in my brain, and frankly, they're often interesting, horrifying, or funny.

You must be of legal age to view sexual content to visit this blog.

More specifics after the jump.

Send little one soaring into creative movement with safety and athletic gear inspired by baby's first science fiction!

Astronaut Playtime Helmet. A perfectly ordinary bicycle safety helmet keeps little noggin protected during roughhousing, tricycle pedaling, and other allowed sports … But that’s not all. Attached to the dome of the helmet is a sheer mesh face guard, which smoothly transitions from the hard protective plastic. Stretch the mesh’s light elastic band around the neck, and baby’s whole head is encased in a spherical astronaut’s helmet! Such fun for role-play, and keeps little face shaded from UV light to protect the babyish complexion, too. The sheer faceplate folds out of the way so Mommy can buckle and lock the nylon chin strap with its adjustable safety-orange fastenings. Mini chrome padlock included.

Astronaut Knee/Elbow Pads. Wraparound knee and elbow cuffs of white super-stretch knit have Industrial Grey patent leather joint padding, channel-quilted in aerospace orange. Playfully protective!

Star Adventure Workout Tops. Beautifully midnight blue tops in quality clingy knit have fiery little stars painted in orange and metallic gold … the biggest carefully placed right at the nipples. Little cartoon astronauts are focused on these stars — one peering through a telescope, one jumping to touch, one getting a running start with a butterfly net! Specify cup size (or flat chest) for better star placement.

Mesh-Sleeve Hoodie. Open neck, long sleeves, kangaroo pocket. Tank Top. Scoop neck, deep back. Triangle Bikini Top. Stretchy tie-on straps are white.

Star Adventure Workout Bottoms. Snug pieces are midnight blue and brushed with metallic gold pigment — stenciled to create negative-space stars. Aerospace-orange elastic waistbands have “TWINKLE TWINKLE LITTLE STAR” woven-in block lettering.

Athletic Bermudas. Unisex workout shorts, skin-tight. Bikini Bottom. High, hip-baring waist, with a screen-print orange star over the pubic mound. Cropped Leggings. Tight, puckered crotch seam and highwater length. Astronaut character on left calf.

Astro Tighties by yours truly. Special edition collection from our in-house slut athleisure brand is made from pettably soft, yet curve-hugging velour in Softie Snow, with pleated bands of Sterling Silver metallic spandex creating a “slinky” effect at the joints!

Cropped Velour Hoodie. A V-neck quarter zip with a ribcage hem and elbow pads in the pleated silver spandex. Double Bodysuit. Tight silver spandex leotard has plenty of crotch space for little bits of any variety! And the long sleeves have this collection’s signature horizontal pleats at the elbow. Zip-front outer leotard, in Softie Snow, is sleeveless and slightly roomier, with a deep attached hood and a split crotch to display the silver-cased mound below. Outer’s hood trim and waist inset are the pleated silver. Perforated Sports Bra. Snug silver spandex punched with a pattern of scattered stars, with velour chest band below. Plush Baby Tracksuit. The brand’s signature look … in space. Slightly cropped zip-front warmup jacket has silver flash stripes on the sleeves. The mini shorts’ ass says “shoot for the moon” in the same metallic silver. T-Shirt. Heather Grey unisex cropped tee has pleated silver shoulder caps, slight scoop neck, white yours truly logo printed on front.

MoonWalk Dancewear Set. Slightly glow-in-the-dark, translucent white tights are eerie and luminous beneath a lavish tie-on platter tutu of white and silver tulle with looping silver ruffles and twelve shimmery moon-phase dots circling the hem. Pair with the wet-look white sweetheart leotard — it’s stamped with big silver polka dots — and elbow-length knit silver armwarmers for your little “moon unit” to wear at adult baby ballet class!

Try renaming Yael:

Yelly Belly

Yay-yay

Ella Vanella

Answer from an author perspective: Great question! Honestly, in my head, a LOT of the products are for middles, because there is no ageplay that hits like "Daddy, I'm not a CHILD! I don't NEED diapers!"/"You're getting younger in my eyes by the minute, little lady" forced-diapering and humiliation of a teen ageplay. It's hard to convey that from "marketing to the ageplay dom" perspective, though!

Answer from an in-universe perspective:

You've hit on an item from our quarterly marketing plans, Anonymous! We're planning a tween special issue in the near future, as well as a catalog for littles/middles preparing to marry their caregivers that will likely hit the spot for dreamy teens.

In the meantime, here are a few suggestions you might enjoy:

The Little Streetwalker Shop has garments for babies AND teens being "turned out."

A few of the things in our bimbofication tag might suit your preferences.

We're introducing a new "Sisterette" line through summer and fall that's especially for pretty sissies and missies in the teen/tween age group.

These adorable low-rise briefs are patterned with a cute critter … and in the crotch, a slim plug in the shape of that animal’s cock waits to slide in. 

Outside the gusset? An inflation bulb that can be pressed to grow that cock plug ever bigger! 

A small pocket on the outside of the panty holds the bulb when it’s not being used to change the size.

Specify Basic style, which has the bulb pocket stitched on the front, or Pouched style, which has more crotch coverage and a slightly further-back plug placement, with the bulb pocket on the rear. Both styles have SlightlyScratchEe elastic lace edging. Machine wash in garment bag.

Fuck-a-Puff Cow Pants. Patterned with Holstein spots in choice of black, red, or heather charcoal, these pale grey briefs include a (silent!) brass cowbell charm dangling from a wee pink front bow. Their inflatable insertable has a wide, gusset-spanning base that sweeps down to a ribbed, tapering length.

Fuck-a-Puff Ducky Pants. Though they’re shaped like the familiar bathtime friends, the puffy rubber duckies that bob on these alice-blue briefs have the plumage colors of real drakes. In the crotch, a tiny coil of silicone waits to be pumped up to a long, fat, filling corkscrew!

Fuck-a-Puff Elephant Pants. Fuzzy and boho-beautiful in our Baby Elephants flannel print — an Indian-inspired all-over neutral pattern — these briefs have dark elastic lace to match the henna designs on the pachyderms’ heads and bottoms. The plug: girthy and knobbly, with a subtle curve and lily-shaped head.

Fuck-a-Puff Froggy Pants. An unusual plug, leaf-shaped and wide with a tapered point, represents the “false tail” of male frogs’ cloacas and replicates the linear stretch of flat fingers. Multicolored frogs pattern your choice of pale blue or spring green base fabric.

Fuck-a-Puff Llama Pants. A festive rainbow llama prances across the pocket of these playful briefs, which have multicolor mini-tassel waistband trim. Plug is long and thin with a hardened tip for super-direct internal stimulation. Specify blush or light teal.

Coordinating Tops

Make Fuck-a-Puff Pants into a complete outfit for those warm spring days. 

Dainty waist-length Basic Lounge Cami is made from jersey in a washable cotton-silk blend for the softest drape — the sleekest surface. Its straps are matched SlightlyScratchEe elastic. 

Or choose the Out-n-Proud Minimizer Jog Top, a unisex front-clasp sport bra with a patch of super-thin stretch silk at the peak of the cups so the nipples are sensitive and obvious below. Cup size Flattie just compresses fullness against the chest; sizes Bud and Handful have two pull-tight constriction straps at base of breast and an inch further out; Double Handful and above have three straps. 

They wear their costumes. They take their medicine. And they fight crime! The CGL Catalog’s superhero mascot squad are such good examples for regression subjects.

No matter where danger lurks in Littlebond City, citizens rely on Hot Ham Hero to be the first to know! While his friend Chief Cheese hears evildoers plotting, Hammy can detect unfortunate accidents. When that happens, he blows his whistle loud and clear to summon the other superheroes to help! Hammy’s whistle is pink and shaped like a pig snout, and he wears a heat-proof jumpsuit and a yellow fireman’s helmet. Taking his medicine and doing his exercises help maintain Hammy’s super-sense for danger. 

Hammy’s Favorites

Color: tan

Activity: swimming

Toy: his squirt guns

Food: Applesauce Addy Cook-Off Chili Protein Cereal

Sex Position: stand and deliver

Hot Ham Hero Diaper Pattern. Red and yellow flames dot the back of this piggy-pink diaper with pointed tan side wings for a super-secure fit! The front, larger graphic is a fire with crossed bacon strips. Matching bacon strips tumble among the back match-flame print — if you can’t see the bacon, it means baby has wet. How much? Well, just check the squish of the padding against the fill lines printed in salmon on the leg holes; they say “Wetted,” “Warm-Up,” and “Wallowing”!

Hammy’s Helmet and Whistle. Cute toy fire helmet is thin, hard yellow plastic with Hot Ham Hero’s glossy fire-and-bacon logo on the front. Plastic safety whistle blows with a loud, squealing toot and is shaped like a pig’s snout, with a comfortable rubber mouthpiece so it can be held in little one’s teeth as a funny lower-face mask!

Hot Ham Hero Costume Onesie Set. Long-sleeved bodysuit of Heather Wheat jersey replicates Hammy’s iconic outfit with the roomy three-quarter sleeves, which are accented by yellow applique stripes and permanently rolled-back cuffs. The crossed-bacon-over-flames logo is printed front and center. Five snaps at the crotch, two at the high henley neck alternate the salmon pink and yellow of Hammy’s accessories. Pair this onesie with the soft, quilted velour accessories — a fire-helmet cap and a pair of crew-length booties, both in Baby Chick yellow — to make the outfit cuddly-complete.

Littles might try to hide it, but that childish fascination with large trucks and construction equipment? It never truly goes away. Celebrate the resurgence of grown-down pet’s baby interests with these vroom-vroom and crash-crush diapering and washing essentials.

Cement Truck Diaper Pail. Drop a dirty diaper in the mixing drum, give it a spin, and then show baby how it’s all gone! Actually, the diaper is dropped into the airtight cab of this waist-high cement-mixer truck, where a garbage bag awaits. When diapers become visible through the truck windows, pop the front hood — its mechanism pulls up and seals the bag ready for disposal. Mechanical fun, convenience for caregiver too. Specify cab color red, green.

Dumpie Truck Icon Diaper. Super-thick, cuddly diaper has our special BayBeeDry treatment to keep it comfy, helping little learn to go in its pants more cheerfully. Smiling multicolor dump truck on the bottom is cartoon-cute. Pack of 6, 12, or 24.

Dump Truck Soap Dish. Painted bamboo draining soap dish fits into a sweet stand shaped like a putt-putt hauling truck. Extends the life of bar soaps — cute to boot! Specify dark grey or brown bamboo “box”; specify cab color red, green, yellow, turquoise, brown.

Truck Bed Seat and Changing Mat. Lay baby down on the cushy grooved “bed” of this seen-from-above pickup truck, and rest its head atop the pillowy cab. If the little “cargo” is uncooperative, secure its wrists in the elastic tie-downs that crown the wheel-wells, preventing yucky touching. Now you’re all ready for on-the-floor changies! And then, when your baby’s clean and the long truck-bed mat is wiped down, fold it up twice — the mat becomes a seat, the cab the back, and the wheel-well armrests form a low chair. Easy and fun to convert! Specify pickup style with matched mat in red, dark blue, or off-white; or farm truck style with faux wood-grain mat in red, rust, or green.

Soft parts are for strapping! And it’s easy to expose them when you dress your pain/infantilization slave in the WhipMeWunZee.

Humiliatingly babyish with its snap crotch, lapped shoulders, and saccharine screen-print, the WhipMeWunZee is also exposing. A round ass cutout in back reveals the behind for easy bare-bottom corrections. A pair of underwire quarter-bra cups in front lift the tits for the kiss of the strap. There’s a crew neck above the tit opening to frame slave girl’s sore breasts!

And each WhipMeeWunZee comes with a matching heavy belt for beatings that drive the lesson home. Put the belt over the WunZee, or let Caregiver wear it — all styles are highly adjustable and unisex.

Pick a style for your WhipMeWunZee to dress up your punishment slut. All three styles have crew necks, padded underwires, and soft cotton jersey fabric except where specified.

Summer Bimbo. Hotpant-cut brief of this tight two-in-one is Light Blue Jeans denim with folded-up cuffs. Above the waistline, it becomes Iceberg Green t-shirt jersey with short sleeves and a muted rainbow all-over pattern. An olive bandana’s sewn to peek out of the fake side pocket. Matching belt: Olive-green full-grain calf leather, with one side faced in topstitched light denim, plus a reversible nickel buckle.

Dumb Bunny. Blossom Pink cotton bodysuit has a front graphic of a white rabbit wearing a glitter bead necklace and a vacant expression. The onesie’s cap sleeves, leg holes and neck are bound in soft hot pink plastic for a cheap, strippy touch, and the crotch snaps are glittery and flower-shaped. Matching belt: white hair-on hide with a pink nubuck underside, silver rabbit concho buckle.

Lather up your little with pieces that clearly convey their objectified status! Just decant your preferred products into these attractively labeled containers to suggest to Little Dolly Loveable that you aren’t maintaining them with products for people.

“Dolly Clean & Pretty” Bath Cabinet. Large, bold lettering on the top panel of this cupboard ensures it looks like a play set; open the mirrored doors below to reveal three strong shelves to hold Baby’s own soaps and cleansers. Handsome pressed-metal cabinet with “plaid” embossed side panels is three feet tall, finished with light enamel inside, thin, soft-touch rubbery coating outside, for waterproofing and a toylike look. Specify pink or seafoam; specify glass mirrors or wavery, blurry plastic toy ones.

“Dolly On the Go” Travel Bath Bag. Cute retro “doctor’s bag” shape in soft, grid-quilted vinyl displays its brighter block letters in stitched relief. This charming hand grip has roomy internal pockets in its flannelette lining, generous single middle compartment. Machine-wash inside-out. Specify pink, seafoam, or white/red/navy.

Dollify Hair Shampoo/Conditioner Set. Petite, potbellied pump bottles in recycled plastic are embossed with “Doll Hair Cleanser” and “Doll Hair Softener.” Specify pink, seafoam, white.

Dollify Soap Case. Plastic snap-together case is shaped like a large bar of soap, embossed “Doll Soap” or “Play Soap.” Grooved inner surfaces to serve as a soap dish when open. Specify preferred lettering; specify pink or white.

Dollify Body Wash Bottle. Stand-on-cap vinyl tube is lettered in white with “Dolly Wash.” Specify tube color pink, seafoam, navy.

Dollify Toothpaste Bottle. Stand-on-cap white vinyl tube says either “Doll Mouth Polish” or “Pretend Dolly Toothpaste.” Specify preferred phrase and cap/lettering color pink, seafoam, navy.

Dollify Bubble Bath Bottle. White-on-white embossed recycled plastic, flip cap; specify cylindrical shape with “Dolly Bathtime Bubbles” or milk-carton shape with “Dolly’s Bath Milk.”

Dollify Lotion Bottle. Cylindrical pump bottle in white recycled plastic has bold silkscreen lettering — your choice of “China Doll Care Creme,” “Porcelain Protectant Creme,” “Vinyl Doll Softener,” “Rubber Doll Conditioning Creme,” “Seam Cream,” or “Rag Doll Conditioner.” Also specify lettering/pump top color pink, seafoam, navy.

Dollify Powder Bottle. Wide rectangular bottle has a removable shaker cap under a snug screw-top lid with handle; the lid hides a fluffy powder puff inside. Invert bottle to use puff, or uncap to use shaker. White lettering says “Doll Care Powder.” 

Dollify Perfume Bottle. White round bottle has embossed script “Pretend Perfume.” Fill it with water or real fragrance! Specify cap style fingertip sprayer or bulb atomizer.

Dollify Washcloth. Super-soft white washcloth of plush cotton terry has corner embroidery in loopy letters, saying “Dolly’s Bath Time.” Specify embroidery color pink, seafoam, navy.

Dollify Wipes Box. Flat metal box with soft-touch rubber coating has rubber snap-on lid with pull-through flange; just place any baby wipe, wet wipe, or facial tissue inside and pull the first sheet up. Side lettering says “Doll Wipes.” Fits perfectly on Bath Cabinet shelf, but useful everywhere! Lid is white. Specify pink, seafoam, white.

Try renaming Allison:

Allison Wonderland

Allie-Sunny

Sally

Use this handy index as you page through the CGL Catalog to see all your options for little one's little exercises.

The CGL Catalog’s materials scientists have done it again with plastic-free, latex-free elastics just perfect for adult-sized baby clothes! Spun into cloth or molded into edge lace, these luscious stretchies make a bold step in sustainable slutwear and regression layette.

SlightlyScratchEe is a perfect-recovery “memory material” that keeps dear diaper covers and little lingerie right where it belongs — but also has a woven-in slightly harsher plant fiber so it’s just a tiny bit uncomfy. Won’t injure little wearer, but they’ll surely notice exactly where the edges of their panties are, as SlightlyScratchEe bunches, binds, and tugs that tiny special bit!

SilkySmoothEe uses the same base materials but instead has a velvety micro-napped surface that gives a soft, slippery feel, encouraging slidey movements and enhancing the sensation of being moist.

Try out these new materials with a special introductory price on a minimalist underwear option for sex slaves.

The SlightlyScratchEe Y-String has a high waistband and a single narrow crotch strap, which forks at the back to expose the rear cleft. Its design puts the genitals in tight contact with the texture that gives SlightlyScratchEe its name! 

The SilkySmoothEe Y-String is the same shape, but makes slavey parts feel extra-slick and constantly caressed. In both cases, the Y-string design allows underwear to be lowered for elimination or just nudged to the side. Try one — try both with a two-pack!

Keep adult baby quiet and soothed during oral free use with niteBite!

This fetching pacifier’s adult-sized sucking bulb is hollow and lined with soft, nubbly silicone. And it’s longer than standard, too, its widest point tucking snug against suckly slave’s soft palate. 

With so much tight, textured space inside the bulb, and the warmth of a little’s mouth outside, it’s a perfectly fuckable object. So just give that shaped central knob in the paci shield a counter-clockwise twist, and it pops out to admit the tip of a cock!

Now you can gently re-accustom your regressed little boy to the rhythm of thrusting … make use of babygirl to satisfy uncle without being the big meanie who takes her binky away. 

And when you plug the bulb back up after you’ve finished? The barely-there boreholes that keep the bulb from forming a vacuum around caregiver’s cock give a slow, sneaking taste of come to that sweet sucking mouth.

niteBite has a slightly flexible nanoplastic shield with a glossy animal knob and swivel ring hiding the fuckhole. Each niteBite comes with optional snap-on gag straps and pacifier leash to keep baby’s fuckable comfort object right where it belongs.

Coyote niteBite. Lavender shield has an iconic howling doggy silhouetted in Sweet Seafoam, with the swivel ring textured to form the coyote’s tail.

Hedgehog niteBite. Matte caramel shield has a Bitter Chocolate glossy hedgie with the most adorable molded quills and feet.

Kangaroo niteBite. A classy touch from down under with a Rose Gold Sheen kangaroo silhouette and ring, framed against Sky Blue.

Kitty niteBite. Yellow Confetti tabby-cat face (with a contrasting French Blue swivel ring to represent its collar) smiles out from an Orange Cream paci shield.

Pony niteBite. The cute Jet Black Shetland pony grazes on a field of Iceberg Lettuce matte green.

Z is for Zebra Zoo

These kiddie-perfect themes for your sex dungeon work for whatever gender box you care to check on the sex-slave order form.

Free-hand jagged black stripes onto a white wall.

They wear their costumes. They take their medicine. And they fight crime! The CGL Catalog’s superhero mascot squad are such good examples for regression subjects.

Super Sweet and Super Sour hold the team together with wholesome meals in the back room of their restaurant. Always side by side, they cooperate to make barricades and dams that help define the safe parts of Littlebond City ... and those that need super-help in emergencies. When the help that’s needed is food, they jump into action, tossing ingredients to each other on their goat horns and whipping up nourishing pots of soup and pudding. Their chef jackets are also their super-suits! The two always agree, but Sweetie rarely says what they think, and Sourie rarely doesn’t say it. Their cooperation and balance help keep everyone safe. Taking their medicine every day makes Sweet and Sour supernaturally strong.

Sweetie’s Favorites

Color: red

Activity: cooking

Toy: their tea set

Food: Wemmin-Wime Babble Pudding

Sex Position: mating press

Sourie’s Favorites

Color: yellow

Activity: cooking

Toy: their building blocks 

Food: Clumsy Tongue Sherbets

Sex Position: piledriver

Super Sweet ‘n Sour Diaper Pattern. White diaper base is charmingly fastened with slanted cohesive hip tapes — one red, one yellow! The front panel includes a logo of two cloven hoofprints, one yellow and one red, placed together at the base so they form a heart. On the back: a scatter of whisks and spatulas in silver-grey, plus yellow dots that fade when wearer wets the diaper. Leg-hole fill lines say “a drizzle,” “a dash,” and “plenty.”

Sweet ‘n Sour’s Stove. Lightweight plastic stovetop with cast aluminum details sets on any tabletop to become a super-kitchen! Turn the knobs to illuminate each glowing hoofprint-shaped “burner.” Little one can heat up pretend meals in the red heart-shaped saucepan and yellow logo teakettle. 

Super Sweet ‘n Super Sour Costume Onesie Sets. Real snaps — red for Sweetie or yellow for Sourie — complement the false ones marching up the right front of this long-sleeved white jersey onesie. It’s cute and culinary with its small standing collar! Miniature chef toque and plush goat horns attach to matching stretch headband. Specify Sweet or Sour.

Y is for Yummy Yolks

These kiddie-perfect themes for your sex dungeon work for whatever gender box you care to check on the sex-slave order form.

This oh-so-baby theme is perfect for flooding the slave space with light and brightness.

Start with an eggshell color ... like cream, tan, cocoa, or even palest robin's egg ... then freehand blobby, abstract white shapes onto the wall. Hang yellow clocks in the center or paint round, sunny yolks. Chicken- and egg-themed toys add farm-fresh charm.