I’m afraid we’re reaching the home stretch, folks. Do not despair, as I can assure you the quality of our items will not decline as we reach the end, oh no. As evidenced by this particularly stunning item, lot# 51.
The number for bidding should be scrolling across your screens at the bottom. And please do not forget our guidelines, it would be most unfortunate if you did.
The camera pans to Darcy, who quickly dodges the focus and moves out of view, before being pressed back into place by a thankfully unsparking cattle prod.
Darcy, do please give us a better view of yourself as well as our next item. I’m sure potential bidders are well aware as to the origins of this item.
Although she flat refuses to move at all, the cattle prod sparks to life and is directed not at Darcy but at the blonde beside her. Darcy flinches immediately to gently raise the chin of the threatened item, placing herself as a barricade to the threat.
Isn’t this wonderful? A real, live Hathaway. You certainly don’t get many of those these days, seems they’re running out of stock.
And incredibly rare to find any with the grace of Cecelia Hathaway
We guarantee this is the only auction house with access to it right now.
The host chuckles heartily, as Darcy moves herself so that Cece is subtly leaning against her.
Known for its ownership of Vixen, one can’t help but wonder if this lot practices what it preaches, only behind closed doors instead of on stage. It isn’t difficult for one lucky bidder to find out, just pick up the phone and get dialling.
This is a particularly valuable commodity for many reasons, we’re sure you can speculate to more than a few. Perhaps you crave the very idea of luxury and reknown only a Hathaway product can provide.
Whatever your reason for bidding, we will not judge, though perhaps will be led to awe to see you bring a Hathaway to its knees, collared as an animal.
We’ll start the bidding at $34670
Darcy’s lips are bleeding from biting down as she is dragged away from a visibly shaken Cecelia.