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The judge who sentenced this sexual predator is Rosemarie Aquilina. Larry Nassar abused over 150 women, including Gabby Douglas, Simone Biles, and Aly Raisman. Judge Rosemarie made sure this predator pays the price for each and every one of them. Hella props to this badass judge. Judges around the world need to take notes. 

I want to look like a dreamy renaissance painting everyday

Fuck your girl so good she tell you she loves you when yall still fucking

Spooning? More like let’s see how much “accidental” booty wiggling it takes to get him hard.

It’s not your job to be likable. It’s your job to be yourself. The right people will gravitate.

Our time on this universe is way too short to be spent getting people to like us

Help, my wife taught our kid to say “wow” in the Owen Wilson voice and now they both won’t stop

Never be embarrassed to say you struggled.

i wanna lose weight so bad but at the same time im not going to stop eating these doritos until they fill this void and cure my depression