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((Thank you for following me ;;))

I have no idea what you’re talking about but sure. 

I rarely do, I don’t keep tabs on creepy old guys that try to destroy me and my friends, that’s reserved for the freeloader in my shadow. Don’t tell him I said that. Maybe he changed his ways and opened a doughnut shop somewhere. 

I never thought I’d say this but I’m feeling pretty hyped, Stan went off on vacation for like a month and I’ve been able to actually sleep without him rambling about taking over the world. Thanks for asking!

I just have to remind myself not to stand on weird devices just because Stan told me to. It really doesn’t help.

I don’t think she would be too happy to hear that…

I'm kind of hungry now.

Besides you would look terrible in a dress.

No? okay…

Not so good.

Oh... Thank you?

... Seems a bit odd that they're giving out free pizzas though, what if they're really old or something?