Bag of Bones

i hate when apps know that i’m screenshotting something. when i screenshot something, that’s me acting outside your realm of understanding, app. i am beyond what you consider the observable universe. you’re not supposed to perceive me. we don’t know when god screenshots the earth. we don’t know when he’s like, “okay i’m just gonna take a pic in case i ever want to add dinosaurs back to something later and don’t remember how.” and if we did, we wouldn’t act all smug about it like, “hey, you wanna share that post? you could just click here to share it.” no, man. you didn’t catch me. i screenshotted this for my own reasons. what’s next? i can’t take a photo of my computer screen with my phone out of laziness without being shamed by the printer i don’t own?

the mind is uncomfortable and the body she is also uncomfortable

if you are fat and slutty you NEED to stay alive. you Have to. im so serious

nothing good has ever really come from having a crush i fear, we should ban it, make it illegal to have crushes

every little girl dreams of being funny enough that her death will be noticed

this is normal and healthy for a girl and even a positive indicator of her development