rosé flowing with your chosen family

hey, don't cry. fictional character in dire & perilous situations. ok?

atheist quarterback throws a hail darwin

agnostic quarterback throws a hail maybe

hey girl. Is that the petrova line in your pants or is your penits bleeding

*trying to pitch public transportation to Americans* it’s like a legal form of texting while driving

first mammoth to get hit with a spear mustve been like actually fuck you for real

I think this applies to every mammoth hit by a spear

no the rest of them didn't mind

apparently vic’s vapor rub goes exitinct ? i’ve been using the same vapor rub for years and apparenlty it went bad in the 2010s ..

expired .

Hey if you See This can you reblog this or comment on this with a character you headcanon as aromantic, asexual, or both. It can be canon it can be founded on absolutely nothing I just need more aroace stuff on here #yay