RECAP ON ACTRESS LILY COLLINS (PHIL COLLINS' DAUGHTER) AND HER COPYCATS STALKING ME
by Marlon Battad
Hey, I'm deleting one of the older posts that explained what the HECK was going on with this "Lily Collins" stuff and trying to sum it up here so that people seeing this blog for the first time know what's going on. I'm pinning it, not because this is a fan page or that she has anything to do with me, nor I with her, mind you... but because the stalkers won't stop and this seems to explains why she's relevant so that others can continue helping me clear this up and get rid of them and her. You can look up the "Lily Collins" tag on my blog if you already know about this and wanna jump ahead to see what I didn't delete. WARNING: I DO joke around about this a lot because, well, I dunno, gotta entertain myself somehow sometimes!
I'll prob delete this, and other posts too (I might just switch them to "private" this time so I can make them public again if the stalkers return) if the stalking seems to let up again, hopefully for good.
First off, just to be perfectly clear: no, I do not like Lily Collins, I'm not doing a Lily Collins cosplay (huh?!) I'm not obsessed with her or trying to gain her or her father's favour, I'm just trying to be left in peace from whatever weird stalking plan this is. Here, look, this is what she looks like up close and without lighting or makeup, okay? I don't usually like to comment on peoples' looks like this but I was told in the past that she and others were so sensitive about this stuff that it might make them go away, I dunno, I didn't like doing it. Yes, I don't find her attractive:
oh, haha my bad, she DOES have makeup in these. Doesn't help, does it?! By the way from what I've learned about her so far she's a shitty or deludedly spoiled person or something so whatever, I'll call her ugly. Check it out: she's ugly.
Now, if I may present precedent for this kind of behaviour, I'm not the only one who has been affected by people impersonating Lily Collins on the internet and it even made the news a few years ago, look!:
Heheh, is that why some of you drove her off so much of the internet?! Well done! I mean who knows if this was her or her team's fault, but hey, she's had such a shitty response to complaints about these impersonators she's to blame too!
To continue, as you can see from the very first screencaps on this post, which I'll post again "zoomed in" so that you don't have to click on them, about three years ago(?) I heard of actress Lily Collins for the first time in my life when a buncha people pretending to be her started sending me messages, sexually harassing me, liking my stuff, trying to communicate with me indirectly, etc. Yes, before you even THINK it in your head I am well aware that they're mostly not her:
Next thing I know and upon further recollection, I was also followed around by people impersonating Lily Collins IN REAL LIFE! I really wish I'd taken photo or video evidence of this, especially when I started noticing it two years ago, and I might try to get video of them referring to themselves as Lily and wearing her general looks and hairdo, but for now all I can do is report what I saw!
At some point these photos were called to my attention, and I was made to believe that these were deliberate mock-ups of my apartment, and that it meant either that Lily wanted to meet me or that one of Lily's characters was based off of me somehow but they got "too many" of the details wrong. Lol, yeah right, I don't even have a wikipedia page, why would it be about me?! That's Phil Collins' daughter on NETFLIX! Whoever told me that was prob trying to TRICK me, but here's the pics anyway juxtaposed with a couple of me in my apartment which I YES moved into before the pics were taken:
lol that last one is a still from the movie Abduction (2011) feat. Lily and Taylor Lautner. That's a clue for another time, but as I was saying...
AT SOME POINT, the real Lily Collins showed up in Providence and appeared to be following me around as well! I got a good look at "this one's" face, she had that weird nose, no chin (she sticks it out on screen to hide this), and rich upbringing that the other copycats didn't have and she often responded when I posted on my now-deleted twitter that I was going to be somewhere. (I ended up hating that method of "communication" I just humoured the notion that this was how some people "communicated" for the sake of privacy and safety and to see what the HECK was going on!)
Sometimes she appeared to want to approach me, one time dancing around with some flowers and whatever, but the thing is, usually she'd intercept me in town without having me posted where I was gonna be so I'd get weirded out and drive off, or I'd keep driving because I simply wasn't prepared and sometimes I wasn't exactly sure it was her, I'd have to be told later if it was her or not. I mean, c'mon... there were tons of impersonators everywhere! If I could get pics of her next time I see her, I'll try, but for what should be obvious reasons (and now that I've stated I'll try to do it) I bet she or her team might be even more wary of approaching me, thank goodness!
BEFORE YOU EVEN START: hey, Lily or her team, or whoever, just send me an email or text if you wanna talk to me! [email protected] or [email protected] are the ones I use most frequently and my number is 203-848-4013. Just say you don't want pictures, bam! Just communicate with me directly if you want anything taken down! Bam! Or hey, communicate with me with a representative first that explains how you folk would like to communicate privately and I'll try to oblige! lol, how old are you people? I've watched some of Emily In Paris and you seem like either teenage virgins on extremely old rich folk.
(pictured above: some pics of me and my dog Koopa (RIP) that I've posted to break up the flow and rhythm of this "report" in what I feel like is a more natural way than simply moving on to the next point)
Now I once again don't have video evidence of the next "happening" because, well, I was kinda busy doing other things when this was going on but at some point, believe it or not, complete strangers around Providence started going up to me or walking past me and saying "Lily Collins is sucking cock!" or "Lily Collins is having sex with _____(various people)!" and making a funny face like it's supposed to bother me or something and they've finally dommed me somehow lol. I still don't get it, was there a rumour that we were dating? I literally only heard of her when the stalking started happening, I never even saw The Mortal Instruments (The. Mortal. Instruments. TMI: Too Much Information. A clue? lol) I mean yeah, this stopped happening in real life maybe a month after it started. I, yes, told the FBI and the police about it, which I heard got some people beat up or something! lmao, excellent work, no regrets, worst, most pathetic, random plan ever, it seemed to have taken work or money to coordinate it lol. Was it worth it!?
(pictured above: Koopa grooming herself at my parents' house when she was still a pup and still had floppy ears!)
So, other stuff happened possibly, I don't remember everything at the moment, etc...
Next thing I know? Forget about it: I took a drive by myself to visit New Orleans for a couple months around the time of my birthday, October 1st and I pretty much forgot about the whole Lily Collins thing.
It was maybe a few months after I got back to the Northeast that something was pointed out to me: apparent Lily was mentioning me on Instagram!? lol, oh, was she finally being more direct or something? Nah, it was some shit, take a look: Brie Larson's birthday is October 1st 1989, just like mine. Here's a pic Lily took a week before my birthday:
Wow, it's her and Brie Larson near my birthday, Brie has the same birthday as me, wow, it's me, its like we're hanging out.
oh, uh, and I've been asked to mention that apparently her sweater and shirt and her making a post about the 2016 near the same time was supposed to be a reference to "my favourite picture" of her taken in 2016 (the one on the left lol, I'm just posting the other one for formatting purposes):
lol nah dood, I found this pic around the time I first heard of her and thought it looked nice because she looked laid back or something. That's not her personality now that I know more about her, it's just a picture, it's not a clue, 2016 wasn't some kinda event... simply nothing.
Uh, the end, I highly suggest looking up the "Lily Collins" tag to learn more about this ongoing stalking. Now, if you'll excuuuse me, I have places to be! might update or edit if I remember stuff or some new shit happens, who knows!
Marlon
UPDATE 3:05 PM
WORD ON THE STREET IS LILY'S TEAM OR FAMILY OR SOMETHING NOW WANT ME DEAD! WHAT WILL OTHERS DO TO TRY AND FULFILL THIS?! WHAT WILL THEY DO?! lemme guess, you gonna send a bunca people to walk next to me and say "Lily Collins is sucking cock!" 😏and then I die of heartbreak and jealousy? lmao, i learned she had a husband the first time i looked her up but ooookay, I'm ready! I'll be going out and about to see the 😏's! i will die right there, my main men, my testosterone levels will sink below the ocean floor and yours will rise beyond the heavens, your muscle mass will grow and a general feeling of confidence and well-being will permeate throughout your body while my muscle mass shrink. i might gain fat, in fact, as is the nature of testosterone and lack of it! bring it on, Lily's team, I've seen what you can do, I'm ready lmao!
(pictured above: lol)




















