The Black Parade Will Never Be Dead

i don’t know what im laughing about more, the ostrich, the girl that looks like she’s crying in the other car or the llama in the mirror

everybody ships one couple that just deserved so much better.

it’s so weird how grapes don’t really taste like anything on the outside. like if you just put a grape in your mouth it doesn’t have a taste. but then you bite down and you’re like whoa. that’s a grape

sorry i can’t go to your party next month i have a headache

hey ladies one direction likes all natural girls so just rip your fucking skin off just rip it all off can’t get any more natural than that

Making out with a person for the first time is the coolest thing and the second coolest thing is driving home and getting aware of all the parts of your face where they were and tasting their lip balm on your lips. The third coolest thing is outer space.

hey remember that law i forget exactly how it goes but its something along the lines of ‘if you murder someone you go to jail’ whatever happened to that? is that still a thing

I always worry for people with vaginas that get whisked off without warning on magical journeys. It’s like, “Girl, grab some tampons. They don’t have those in Narnia.”