The Youngest Orphan

  "Then go."

"Oh, come on! You are such a pain my ass!"

  "I thought you said you were leaving?"

"I am."

  "See ya’."

"One of these days, Murtagh, I swear."

"Fine. Bye."

"I don’t mean to sound greedy, but what does it take for a guy to get his heart back around here?" Three curses, and a few mishaps later, and Murtagh still hadn’t found his.

"I already told you. I can only do one thing at a time and right now, I'm trying not to hit you. Come on, Murtagh. Cheer the hell up." 

"Thought so."

  "Bite me, blondie."

You'd love that. Come on Murtagh, speak your mind. It's obvious."

  "Fuck off, Sunshine."

"The fact that you're completely in love with me is showing."

  "I don’t need a therapist."

"Actually, you do. Or am I your therapist?"

  "Say it again. I dare you."

"What are you going to do, Murtagh? Kiss me then run away again? Either way, I'll repeat it. You need to see a therapist."

"Really, Murtagh? You're talking to the dragon again? You really need to see a therapist." 

"And I was under the misguided impression that kissing you would have helped with your problems."

"I am not my father’s son.”

"I thought you didn't care about what I thought."

✂ (I will stop with the memes now.)

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