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The companion piece to this post. There's a lot of backstory on FrUk's relationship that I'm never going to write, but hmu if you want the tragic backstory there.
Words: 705
Pairing: FrUk, America & Canada
Warnings: It's a little bittersweet, also there's some mention of weed
Arthur sits in his chair by the window, and waits.
He’s been waiting for quite some time now. Nearly 50 years, with absolutely nothing to show for it. Seems like he’s spent his whole life waiting, both living and after, growing bitter in the thralls of time like the leaves he once boiled for tea. But of course, that’s quite the exaggeration.
It’s been a rather long while since Arthur has felt the contentment he once had whilst sitting in this chair. Or excitement. Or any emotion, really, other than the wistful loneliness and anger that he thought he’d left behind him, far off in the past. He can recall those better days with an absolutely wretched clarity.
Meeting his partner, that was the real game changer. The first one, at least. Francis had been a handsome young man. He’d been working as a pastier in Arthur’s favorite bakery for months before either of them spoke a word. But Arthur had noticed him. Oh yes, Arthur had noticed.
Their first conversation had been a disaster. Francis had found himself on the wrong end of one of Arthurs’ terrible, stress induced fits, bless his soul. He’d acted like a right bastard to the man, truly. But, instead of drenching him with the scalding hot tea in his hand as he’d perhaps deserved, Francis had laughed. Right in his face, with that terribly gauche french laugh of his. It nearly had Arthur spiraling into another rant, had Francis not sobered up and offered him a free biscuit for his troubles. Arthur left the shop with steam billowing from his ears that day, only to turn around the next and repeat the process until one of them had been foolhardy enough to ask for a date.
The cabin had been quite the surprise. And, although Arthur has now chosen it as the place he’ll spend his eternity, it’d not been an entirely welcome one in the beginning. There had been fights. Long ones, with harsh blows coming from both sides. At the time, Arthur had been unable to fathom how Francis could have thrown away everything he’d been working towards, just to move into a tiny cottage in the middle of the damned forest.
He didn’t get it back then, but oh, how he understands now that it’s gone. They’d had a home together. One far away from prying eyes and judgemental peers or parents. One where Arthur could tend to his garden and spend hours upon hours writing his novels. One where Francis could cook, and bake, and experiment with whatever recipe his heart desired with no one standing over his shoulder to tell him how to change it. One where they could curl up in front of the windows in their cozy chairs, and hold hands while the rain poured over the trees. It'd been a sanctuary—Their sanctuary.
Now, Arthur stays and waits, watching out for those who would dare cause harm to their home whilst he waits for Francis’ return. There have been a few over the decades. Mostly teenagers testing their courage or looking for a quiet place to snog. All of them easy enough to scare off with a simple foreboding feeling or shattered mirror.
None of them had been quite so… fearless isn’t quite the word he’s looking for. Certainly not, with how the shorter of the two boys nearly quakes in his boots. Idiotic, perhaps? Not in the same manner as the children he’s used to scaring off, but he can’t deny they have the same lack of regard for safety. Smoking? This deep in the woods, where no man will find their bodies should they take a spill on their way back down the mountain? It’s imbecilic at best. If Arthur had a corporeal body, or access to a landline, he’d have half a mind to call their parents.
But he doesn’t, as most ghosts don’t, and so Arthur must settle for spooking them off before they become utterly useless. Although, he must say, that dog with them is quite the beauty. Perhaps he’d get the chance to pet the beast before he has to put the fear of God into it. Yes, that sounds like a sufficient plan indeed.
I wrote this last October for the hetaween event, and then my mom was in the hospital so it never got posted. Enjoy whatever this is. The companion piece is already up, here.
Words: 1,390-ish
Pairing: Platonic America & Canada, (plus FrUk in the next blurb)
Warnings: ...I mean there's some weed usage?
There’s not a lot going right in Alfred Jones’ world on this chilly autumn eve. In fact, if he is to be forced to describe the overall tone of the evening in words rather than screams, it’s been a real amalgamation of suck.
Fallen leaves crunch under his feet as Alfred ducks his head under another stray branch that hangs out into the overgrown path. He shivers, pulling his jacket closer to him to block out the wind. The temperature has dropped since the start of the hike, and the cold air cuts through the thickness of his flannel more than he cares to admit. Just up ahead is his brother Matthew, leading their small group of three up the withering path, seemingly unbothered by the change in weather. Alfred grumbles under his breath again, and watches as their third companion, Matthew’s polar-sized dog, Kuma, bolts another 20 feet up the hill before turning back to stare at the twins with an expectant look. Alfred shoots another glare at his brothers back, trudging forward.
Alfred reaches the top last, grateful to finally be able to keel over onto his knees and catch his breath without the threat of being left behind. It takes a second for the visual information that his eyes are transmitting to his brain to process, and when it does, all thoughts of rest vanish.
“...Dude, are you fucking high?” He has to remind himself to pick his jaw up off of the ground, unable to tear his eyes away from the dilapidated cabin in front of him. “I thought you said we were hiking?” The pitch of Alfred’s voice raises with each word. And Matthew, the jackass, has the nerve to turn back around and laugh. Laugh! As if he hadn’t dragged his only brother up the side of a mountain with no prior explanation of his plans to get the both of them axe murdered in a horror house.
“We did,” Matthew snorts as he drops his bag onto the porch in order to brush the sticks and burrs off of Kuma before standing to survey the rest of the area. The cabin has clearly been abandoned for decades. The windows are all boarded up or broken, the roof hangs low, like it’s waiting for the perfect time to collapse in on itself, and a small section of wood has rotted away from the front wall. If by some miracle they weren’t walking into an 80’s slasher film, they certainly are walking into an OSHA workers’ nightmare.
Kuma barks around happily, licking at his paws, and taking gulps from his water bowl, still hyped up after his pleasant trek up the mountain side. It seems the dog doesn’t have a single gripe with their environment either, following up the dust covered, creaking wooden steps after his owner. The two of them look right as rain standing on the decrepit porch, happy as goddamn clams.
“We did—,” Alfred mocks, dropping his own pack as he watches Matthew peer into the windows of the cabin. “Fuck off. You did not mention the haunted house from hell before I walked my happy ass up this mountain.”
“Well, would you have come with me if I had?” Matthew jiggles the doorknob, not bothering to look back at Alfred when he answers. The handle turns, unlocked, but the door refuses to budge. “Something's blocking it from the inside,” he mutters, more to himself than to Alfred, pressing against the door with his hands. It doesn’t move an inch under the light jostling, and for reasons wholly incomparable to Alfred's brain, Matthew begins to try harder. He shoves his shoulder against the door, using his body weight to attempt to force the door open.
“Hell no! I could be at home! Watching Star Trek, and eating overpriced candy, and, this is the fuckin’ big one, not serving myself à la carte for some axe-wielding murder ghost!” Alfred turns his back on the house while he rants, and pointedly ignores Kuma’s excited barks when Matthew manages to unstick the door with a small cheer. There’s something about looking at the building. It feels… off to Alfred. Like a set of eyes, carefully waiting on their next move before making its own. Or maybe he's getting himself caught up in the moment. It's hard to tell while he's contemplating which true crime podcast will be the first to cover their case when they die. If they die. Which they won't, obviously. Because ghosts aren't real. Alfred stays turned, preferring to stare at the sun beginning to set over the treeline.
“Thought you didn’t believe in ghosts?”
“I don’t!” Alfred bares his lie with gusto and spins back towards the cabin to prove his point.
“Perfect,” Matthew shoots him a maliciously serene smile from where he stands in the doorway, Kuma at his heels. “Then come on. You can’t get back down the mountain without me, and I’m not leaving until I smoke a bowl.”
“So, you are fucking high!”
“Trying to be, sure.” Matthew turns on his heels and walks further into the darkness, “Better hurry up and help me finish—Unless you want to be up here when it gets dark?”
In spite of his previous words and against his better judgment, Alfred quickly picks up his bag and scrambles up the steps behind his brother. At this point, maybe a nice high would stave off the heart attack he was about to have? There, see? Now he has a hypothesis to explore. His heart can’t give up on him when there’s science to be had.
Still, he can’t totally ignore the chill up racing up his spine as he steps over the threshold of the house, nor the heavy weight of dread that settles in his stomach as he drops his bag down in what assumedly used to be a living room. Of course, that could also be the small tsunami of dust he’s inhaling.
Apart from the decay and feelings of dread, it’s almost sad to look at the remnants of someone else's home. Books still line the walls in shelves, most of them unreadable, either from the rain damage or simply being withered away by time. He tries to decipher a few of the less damaged ones, barely managing to make out a mix of french cookbooks and old classics. Kinda boring, but what else should he have expected? It’s not much to look at, otherwise. The rest of the room consists of a small coffee table in front of a stained couch with exposed springs, as well as a nook off to the corner with two chairs, sat directly in front of the only window that remains unbroken or boarded. If he’s honest, though, Alfred is a little surprised to see that there’s still furniture at all.
Behind him, Matthew has settled himself onto the only springless corner of the couch, messing about in his pack before pulling out a small baggy and a tray. Hesitantly, afraid that touching something would anger the not-murderer not-ghost, Alfred considers dragging one of the chairs over. They’re dusty, but for one reason or another, they’ve remained relatively untouched by the elements like the rest of the living room had been. The fabric is still velvety under his touch, and the cushions look soft and inviting- not a single spring in sight.
A harsh chill runs up through his spine. Alfred rips his hand off the chair without question, fast-walking back over to Matthew and Kuma. His lungs feel heavy in his chest, every breath electrified by fear.
Alfred finds himself a nice spot on the floor next to the coffee table with minimal bugs or stains, as far away from the nook and the haunted chairs as he could get. He watches as Matthew packs a staggering amount of weed into his pipe, flicks his lighter, and takes a long breath in. When it’s held out for him to take, Alfred thinks he might actually be grateful. He inhales slowly, holding the smoke in his lungs until both the burn and his fear subside and the urge to cough wins out.
It’s not like they’ll be here all night, and everyone knows that evil spirits can’t start trying to kill you ‘til the sun goes down. That’s, like, basic ghost logic, right?
Warnings: One sided attraction, stalking, referenced drug use.
Summary:
“I know this is going to sound weird and all over the place but, have you ever regretted taking a picture?” Alfred asked, his gaze lowering as his smile vanished. "I've been thinking about it a lot, there's just this kind of people that have something unique, though I call it bizarre, and you can't forget about them, not even when you try."
“If this is your way of flirting,” Ivan sighed, finishing his coffee. “It’s giving me way too many red flags,”
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Hey, love your work! Do you have any Hetalia writers that you really like? I’m always trying to find more. Thanks!
Thanks nonnie, I appreciate the complement! As for your question, Yes. So very many. You never specified x reader or not tho, so I've sprinkled in a mix of everything. I haven't read any heta content in a while so most of these are blogs that need no introduction, but they're the ones from off the top of my head ^^'
(I've also tagged all the tumblr accounts. It might be obnoxious but I think people deserve to know when something is being said about them on the internet. If you're tagged and you aren't chill with it, lmk and I'll take it off no questions.)
X-Readers
@alfredosauce50 (no chance you've not run across them, but it's sacrilegious to not include this blog. Always a hit, especially if you're a fan of America or Denmark)
@headingalaxys-spicy (or @/headingalaxys-sweet for those of us who may not be down to clown. Especially good if you're in need of some quality yandere content, and all of their work has tw-ings)
@my2phetaliaheadcanons (The name sums it up, but rest assured their characters are great. The content is dark, and their writing is captivating.)
@newbienovelist (Obligatory Nori appreciation. Please feel free to join their unofficial official fanclub with me and also maybe bully them a little bit about updating their Dragon Denmark story. But only a little bullying. Be nice to them.)
@hetaliaimaginesin2022 (All of their content absolutely fucking hits, but especially their Ukraine. I've spent a concerning amount of time lurking on their posts, and you should too. ((I'm kidding. Please try to appreciate your content creators.)))
Non X-Readers
Ao3: Hetaswag - Tumblr: @swagtalia (Do you like women, period dramas, and a writing style straight out of ur fav classic lit author's wet dream? Me too, read Swag's works and come scream about them with me.)
Ao3: Kitaychan - Tumblr: @kitaychan (The original cowboy, ready to cut you off at the pass. Made stylistic character interpretation their bitch. Like, 90% of their fics are completed, too, of which I am. Very Envious.)
Stopping here bc I've spent more time than I meant to. There are def more tho if anyone wants them. Or feel free to add on more yourself if the fancy strikes.
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Summary:
“Jones was a wanted man.” The man continues, his head dipping low to avoid your stare. “Several counts of stagecoach robbery and the murder of a Lawman by the end of his life, that’s what they say. Sheriff sent at least twenty of his best men after him, too. Said he wanted Jones hanging by the following day.” His words drop low, as though he was telling you a well-guarded secret from his innermost thoughts, “Allen Jones was a thief, to say the best, but he wasn’t no murderer.” A jaded look crosses his face—just for a second—but before the look can fully register, your vision is rippling at the edges, contorting the world around you into a spinning blur.
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You go digging around an old urban legend for a research project. While exploring, you meet a man (a storyteller, maybe? You've already ruled out larper) who seems to have more information on the matter than would make sense. You're quick to find out just how much time can degrade the truth of a story.
Rating: Mature
Archive Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death
Category: Gen
Relationships: America & 2p America (Hetalia), America (Hetalia) & Reader
Characters: America (Hetalia), Reader, 2p America
Side Characters: Japan, Denmark, Finland, Sweden. The rest are only mentioned
Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Ghosts, Major Character Undeath, Reader-Insert, Alternate Universe - Old West, ooc supporting cast, they could legit be played by original characters but I was lazy, Wild West slice of life, Hopeful Ending, 1p and 2p america are brothers, 2P America (Hetalia), The reader is basically just a plot device for Alfred and Allens story lol, there will be more tags with the second chapter, important tags to come, I practice serious writing with silly characters to sooth my soul, themes of execution, Threats of Hanging
It's fuckin time! Yeehaw! I'm so tired of looking at it in my drafts holy s h i t. It was written for @swagtalia like. so long ago. My bad, sorry for the wait ^^'
The format is weird, but I think it turned out fine. It def should've been written from Allen's perspective but oh well. I'm very open to constructive criticism for this one.
Also! It was inspired by both @swagtalia and @kitaychan's respective cowboy headcannons! Everyone should check them out, they're so good. Ah, and @newbienovelist! They suffered through so much when helping me out with edits lol
Mm. In light of a very funny subtle call out, the cowboy fic will be updated with different chapter formats and the plot changes that are necessary to the final chapter
Hi! I love your work! How would Russia handle having a male s/o with adhd and his s/o not being able to sleep because of it? Thank you for writing and stay hydrated! <3
Of course! I did touch on the topic of an ADHD partner in one of my last posts, here. It also has some references to this post. As always, I'm still pretty terrible at writing gendered content, so any critiques are appreciated! I don't know what I'm doing!🤠
Male S/O with Issues Sleeping
Characters: Russia
Male reader
Warnings/notes: none
✶ Ivan sleeps like the dead and it's nearly impossible to wake him before his natural body clock says it's time to get up. So, I think it would take a few different instances of this before he develops a sense for when his boyfriend is having a restless night. Especially if he doesn't specifically tell Ivan that it was a bad night.
✶ It's likely that he would be able to tell his boyfriend didn't sleep well due to how closely tuned in Ivan is to his partner, but there's not much that can be done about it when it's already the next day.
✶ Eventually, it will come to a point where Ivan can tell his boyfriend is going to have a hard time sleeping by the way he acts while they're getting ready for bed, which in turn causes Ivan to act accordingly.
✶ He heats up some tea for the both of them, puts more stuffed animals on the bed to bury his boyfriend under, the works. He also tries to replace their phones with books like an hour before they head to bed.
✶ Ivan also becomes a bit more strict with when and how his boyfriends' meds are taken. No taking them after 10 am, don't eat food until 15 minutes after they've been taken, that kind of thing. It comes from a place of care, but it could definitely be annoying.
✶ Unfortunately, because of how deeply Ivan sleeps, he can really only take precautionary measures. But he does take extra care to cuddle his boyfriend close most nights, and that kind of comforting heat does make it pretty hard to stay awake most of the time.
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Edit to clarify: the blogs don't need to feature any nsfw material! The only criteria is that it's run by adults 18+
Howdy! It's been quite a while since I've made a needlessly long winded post, so I figured it was time. But I also have a question! I've noticed recently that it's become a little harder to find active blogs with ages in their bios so I figured I'd just go ahead and ask,
Does anyone have recommendations for active hetalia blogs that are over the age of 18? And would anyone be interested in me compiling a list? I'm ever so slightly looking for self insert/x-readers, but I'm definitely open to character ships and art blogs as well! Please feel free to drop recs and self promos on this post or in my ask box or just ignore it entirely.
Italy, Canada, Germany, and Japan reaction to s/o who is sarcastic. They use sarcasm to be annoying or funny and sometimes they take take it too far.
This was a really interesting character set for this prompt! I don't exactly know if I hit the nail on the head with this one, but I gave it a shot. Also, just as a heads up, these next few posts are going to be short and sweet.
✶ Resentment. Kiku is a person who values trust in his relationships above all else. A little sarcasm and needling is endearing and he'll return it in kind with his own brand of dry humor with no problem. But, after it's been taken too far more than one or two times, it stops being a cute quirk and starts to feel like a personal attack. It doesn't help that he's not the best at communicating his feelings either, making the fond, dry responses he usually gives turn into subtle, cutting ones. It'd be very easy for a relationship like this to fall apart without some major work from both ends on communication.
Canada
✶ Insecurity. This is something that could really weigh on Matthew, honestly. He already has a baseline fear of not being enough for his partner, so it's bound to affect him in a harsh way if this is something that continuously happens. He'll start to get quieter, withdraw, and wonder if he's doing something wrong. Yes, he knows that their sarcasm isn't meant to be malicious. He found it funny and played into it before this, but now he can't help feeling like there must be some truth to it. And once the damage is done, it'll be pretty difficult for him to get back to a healthy, secure mindset.
Italy
✶ Hurt. Feli normally laughs off his partners sarcasm, because, whether he fully gets the undertones or not, he's glad to be amusing them. But going too far with it more than once will have him totally questioning if they're trying to get rid of him. Feli is more self aware than people give him credit for on occasion, and he does know the ditzy impression he gives off. He loves his s/o deeply, the last thing he wants is to trap them in a relationship with someone they aren't happy with. Please give him a hug and apologize TT.
Germany
✶ Frustration. Most of the time he views the sarcasm as a tedious, task hindering quirk, but he is fond of it, because it's coming from his partner, and he's whipped. He isn't one to shy away once it's been taken too far, though. No, Ludwig is far more likely to bluntly demand his s/o explain intentions behind the words as soon as they're spoken. It comes out confrontational due to his frustration, which may lead to deeper issues depending on the s/o, but his intention is to clear the air as quickly as possible.
Allies and Axis with a girlfriend that has ADHD? She tends to forget things easily and gets distracted rather easily, but can also get so focused on something she can't pull herself away from it. Affection is one of the best ways to help her balance out. :) thank you!!!
Mm. Okay, I'm gonna attempt this, but because there are so many characters here, it's definitely gonna be straight to the point. I also made it gender neutral bc nothing I wrote relates to the readers gender. Sorry about that ^^'
Characters: America, England, China, France, Canada, Russia, Italy, Romano, Japan, Germany, and Prussia
Gender Neutral Reader
Warnings/Notes: He/They pronouns for China
ADHD Partner
America
✶ Same hat. This man has ADHD seeping from his pores. This will either be a fantastic match, where both of you figure out how to work with the other's symptoms and regulate when necessary, or it will be an absolute disaster where times, dates, and appointments are all liminal concepts. Most likely to actively make one another worse, honestly, but you won't lack in affection.
England
✶ I don't know how well this match will fair either, I'm afraid. Arthur seems the type to lose his cool pretty easily when things fall behind scheduled or don't get done. There would be a lot of frustration on both ends, because he doesn't really get just how badly ADHD can limit someone. It is possible that with time you could adjust to one another's quirks, but you'd also need to decide if it's worth the hurt.
China
✶ This one could work! It won't be without some growing pains, but Yao is both patient and openly affectionate enough that they're able to see your struggles for what they are and work with your strengths rather than getting caught up on your weaknesses. He's very good at meeting you where you're at and guiding you where you're struggling. Do expect scoldings with your mandatory cuddles though, of course.
France
✶ Mmm, depends. There's no shortage of affection, and Francis can appreciate an aspect of whimsicality in his partners. But at the same time, misunderstandings could cause some issues. It's the forgetfulness that could do this one in, really. All it takes is one missed dinner and Francis could find himself hurt and ready to retaliate. You'd have to be fairly good at communicating in this relationship if you want it to work.
Canada
✶ Cute! Matthew is for sure one of the best pairings for an ADHD partner. He's kind, patient, and very used to dealing with his brother, so he's got experience! It's nothing for him to casually direct you back to your tasks or help you find your keys after losing them straight from your hands. Actually, he finds it quite nice that he can do small things like that and put a smile on your face. He's also fairly starved for affection, so you'll have all the cuddles in the world at your finger tips when feeling unregulated .
Russia
✶ While I think this match would work, there will definitely be some red-flags to watch out for. Ivan can be controlling, and when considering him with a partner who's a little distracted and forgetful, it's possible that this aspect of him gets even more pronounced. If you're not careful, his sweet reminders and affection could start to feel smothering. It's almost like he stops thinking of you as a capable person. Your call on this one, pal.
Italy
✶ It's hard to say with this one. You're in the same boat when it comes to forgetfulness and being easily distracted, but at the same time, are you prepared to deal with these things on an even wider scale? There's no lack of affection or ill will, but you may want to consider the practicality of this relationship.
Romano
✶ You may have to be a little bit of a masochist, but the relationship could work. Lovino has a sharp tongue and a short fuse, along with a hesitancy to get close to people. Naturally, that's going to cause a few hurt feelings if you're not the type of person who reacts well to that. Once he's comfortable, though, he's like a cat. You'll have the affection eventually, but I doubt the pointed comments will ever go away.
Japan
✶ I have to say, I don't think this pairing would mesh well. Kiku can handle you getting distracted, probably even finds it endearing, but it's very likely that he would end up feeling like he's picking up after you. Communication is difficult for him, same with offering affection, so it's very possible that he could feel like he's giving too much of himself.
Germany
✶ Opposites attract. Ludwig is absolutely on the ball enough for the both of you, and the man had systems in place to mitigate your struggle areas even before you started dating. He pushes you to develop them on your own as well, but frankly, as much as he'll deny it, he is fond of having someone to take care of. You'll have to take the needed affection for yourself though, because Ludwig isn't the type to casually hand it out unless you're the one initiating.
Prussia
✶ Chaos. Fully another disaster pairing. However, I do think it has far better odds of success than America, simply because Gilbert knows how to manage his ADHD, and in turn he can help with yours. He grew up in an environment where he had to constantly adjust and find ways to accommodate himself to avoid failure, it just doesn't always show because he actively chooses to be a chaotic wreck. So, yeah, Gilbert would be an ideal partner.
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If it isn't a bother, I wanted to ask for either 1p or 2p Canada who has a S/O who never skated before and is a complete MESS. Have a good day and stay safe!! ❤️
Hear me out anon from July 2022, what if both? Also! Please don't mind the slight spam in the next week or so, I'm really trying to get through my old requests so I can take some new ones. There are quite a few ^^"
Characters: 1p and 2p Canada
Gender Neutral reader
Warnings: I've never been ice skating and don't know what I'm talking about
Learning to skate
1p Canada
✶ Learning to skate with Matthew is a very sweet affair. He's maybe not the easiest teacher to learn from, his approach is mostly to hold on to you and correct your mistakes as they happen (and they happen frequently), but he's incredibly patient while you're learning.
✶ I imagine he makes you start off by using one of those little penguin pusher things for kids. It might be a little humiliating, but he's very insistent about it being the best way to get a feel for things.
✶ When you fall for the first time, you take him with you due to the tight grip he has on your shoulder. He'd apologize all over the place, thinking your clumsiness is somehow his fault? You'll have to knock a little sense into this one, but he can't help but worry about causing you to get hurt somehow.
✶ It's slow going, but once you stop slipping over your own feet so often, he'll be able to let go and let you skate on your own for a bit to build your confidence. Only a little while though. He can't stop himself from having a little fun after he sees you looking so happy with your self. He'll grab your hands and drag you around with him for a bit: speeding off with you laughing behind him, spinning the both of you in little circles. The ice is one of Matthew's happiest places, I imagine he's very excited to be sharing it with someone he cares for.
2p Canada
✶ James likes to watch you struggle, to be quite honest. For the most part, he stands off to the side, offering advice that's only helpful in an infuriatingly vague manner.
✶ It's all very trial by fire. James is the type of teacher who wants you to learn on your own terms and get the hang of it yourself in a controlled environment. He'll toss a couple pointers at you, adjust your stance once or twice, and pick you up after the particularly rough falls, but after that, your success is up to you.
✶ All this being said, he is the only one allowed to laugh at you. If you're using a public rink, all the normal banter kinda fades away. He's far more busy paying attention to (or glaring at) other skaters for being careless in your vicinity.
✶ By the time you've learned to balance and glide on your own, he's skating backwards, a few feet in front of you. There's a subtle expression on his face, mostly the typical boredom, but there's definitely a shine of pride in his eyes as he looks at you conquering a new skill. Expect to be herded out to a frozen pond within the next few days. He enjoys sharing a hobby with you, but fuck him if he's expected to keep coming to a crowded rink every time.
Hola, Can I have Russia,Romano and Spain with a shy female s/o please?
(Me encanta tu escritura por cierto)
*I love your writing btw*
Yeah, for sure! And Thank You! I'm trying out a new format so please bear with me ^^'
Also, Happy New Years Eve everyone!
Warnings: None
Characters: Romano, Spain, Russia
Fem-Reader (but tbh there's only one gender reference and it's a little forced)
Dating a Shy Fem S/O
Romano
✶ I honestly don't know how well he would react to a shy s/o? Lovi has always been a rather closed off person in my eyes, especially in regards to actual relationships. Being in a situation where he may end up carrying a more active roll in the relationship might throw him off at first.
✶ That being said, Please picture Lovino trying to make a move on you and getting flustered like an grumpy baby bird when you're too shy to acknowledge him. His pick-up line fell flat, but you fell right into his arms.
✶ This whole relationship would be quite sweet. While not shy, Lovi is certainly easy to fluster and when you pair that with a shy girl, it makes for a very wholesome (and a little awkward, but in that cute, shojo-cherry blossom petal way) romance!
Spain
✶ Antonio would be a whole menace. An absolute rapscallion! I really hope you're into teasing and flirting, because, in the name of passion, Toni views it as his duty to make you blush as much as possible. There might actually come a day where you ask him to tone it down, and he will, but mostly just in public.
✶ Flirting will be one of his favorite time passers, and he's totally oblivious to anyone else around you while he's doing it. A serenade in the street? For sure. It would be humiliating if he didn't have the voice of an angel. It's probably still fairly humiliating, even then.
✶ All in all, Antonio would look at you as if you hung the moon. Every shy reaction makes him want to swoon over how beautiful and adorable you are. Truly, you can do no wrong in this man's eyes.
Russia
✶ Ivan was probably drawn in by your shyness in the first place. He thinks it's an extremely cute quality to have, especially when you're shorter than him. There may be a few hiccups, I don't know if Ivan really grasps the fact that being shy does not equal being weak, and he may not always take your concerns into account if he thinks it's a result of your demeanor. You may have to stand up for yourself every so often.
✶ I'd prepare yourself for this relationship. You Will be treated like you're a personal stuffed animal, and somehow also made of porcelain. The logic is truly not there. But the fact remains that what he wants most is your safety and happiness. You just might have to remind him that you get final say in how those things are achieved.
