Dear life

How boring.

Thanks, man! Yeah, it was fucking cold and I swear I had to shower at least three times to feel my body heat rise again.

I just dried off and went to take a nap. I was too lazy to make myself warm!

I’m so happy to hear that! Fangirling is nothin’ to be shamed about, in my opinion. I fangirl all the time. Thank you so much, William. We appreciate your extremely kind words very much.

You are so very very welcome!

I mean, I guess you have a point.

I try to think about what I'm doing before I do it a lot

That’s why Nick calls me Spock.

It's all for a very good cause, and I;m glad to have helped

I don’t love anything more then pizza.

Well, I have a few things but nothing major

I didn’t even think twice. I guess that’s why everyone gathered around to watch. I had no idea what I was in for.

This is why you should always evaluate your actions first!

I had no idea cinnamon made your mouth impossible to open.

I didn't do it. It looked like it would kill me!

So I may have been drinking,

Drink responsibly. This has been a PSA

I am intensely fangirling. I am a grown man and intensely fangirling. I hope you two are extremely happy, because you are just about made for each other!

I never know what to say when introducing myself so this is going to be sufficiently awkward. Hi, my name is Nikki Reed. I like reading, music and food. I own a unicorn and I don’t like llamas.

Hey there, I'm William Beckett and I am a unicorn