helter skelter

good morning world who’s ready for another day of feeling slightly nauseous and weird about everything

standing in my room like a lost sim

Watching any movie before 2000 reminds you that people in movies used to be hot but like in a normal way

academic dishonesty is not something you can spin as moral lol i do not want to share a career field let alone a social sphere with a bunch of chatgpt using ass bitches

"you're just scared your diploma is going to devalue" i'm afraid you dumb bitches are going to become my colleagues and drag social services to hell

"The assumption that academic dishonesty is okay is rooted in the idea that what you're learning to do doesn't matter."

zohran mamdani your first act as mayor of nyc should be the public execution of woody allen

man. shoplifting in the 70s must have been so easy. no cameras in sight only living in the moment

born too late to shoplift in surveillance-free stores born too soon to download a car. born just in time to have to ask the CVS employee to unlock the stupid acrylic door to get shampoo