BILL FUCKING CIPHER

IF IT'S NOT CLEAR: I'M FUCKING WITH YOU.

I'M SURE EVEN A FEEBLE LITTLE HUMAN CAN GET THEIR OWN CHEESE SANDWICH WITHOUT MAKING A DEAL WITH A DEMON.

IT'S NOT A LONG STRETCH TO BELIEVE THAT YOUR FEEBLE HUMAN BRAINS CAN'T THINK, SO I'LL BELIEVE YOU THIS TIME.

BUT YOUR INACCURACIES ASIDE! I THINK IT'S HILARIOUS! ONE WRONG MOVE FROM DENNIS AND WE'RE ALL FUCKED!

YOU CAN'T HELP BUT LAUGH AT SUCH A STUPID CONCEPT - SERIOUSLY WHO DECIDED THAT!

REGARDING YOUR ROCK NUMBER 2112.

[stills under the cut]

HI.

I SPIFFIED UP THE PLACE.

ALSO MY MINION HERE WAS THE ONLY ONE TRUSTWORTHY ENOUGH TO GET ME OUTTA THAT STUPID THERAPRISM.

TIME IS AN ILLUSION ‘NEW YEARS RESOLUTIONS’ MEAN NOTHING WHEN IT DOESN’T EXIST!

I DON’T PAY ATTENTION TO GENDER, IT’S A SCAM MADE BY THE GOVERNMENT TO CONTROL YOU.

DON’T GET ME WRONG, DOING THINGS THAT ARE PURELY OUT OF ENTERTAINMENT IS THE BEST REASON TO DO SOMETHING.

I DON'T REALLY KNOW WHAT TO TELL YOU WITH THIS ONE THOUGH, I DON’T EXACTLY HAVE HUMAN EMOTIONS, SO THE THINGS I’VE SEEN ABOUT IT ARE JUST AMUSING.

THAT’S MY STANCE ON CHRISTMAS, ULTIMATELY USELESS!

IT’S A GOOD EXCUSE TO HAVE A PARTY IF YOU NEED MORE OF AN EXCUSE TO HAVE ONE OTHER THAN JUST HAVING ONE!

AND THE CORPORATE BULLSHIT OF IT ALL IS RIDICULOUS BUT A GOOD TIME TO GET SMALL DEALS OUTTA PEOPLE, YOU WOULDN’T IMAGINE THE THINGS PEOPLE GIVE FOR SOME MONEY OR TRIVIAL MATERIAL ITEMS.

ASK BOX IS OPEN BITCHES!