kiss marry kill, solaire edition
Kiss Porter
Kiss Alexis (in alternate universe where she's a good person with a tragic closeted lesbian backstory with me)
Marry William (For the money)
Kill Vincent
Kill Adam
WAITTTTTT ALEXIS IS VERY DOOMED YURI CODED IF SHE DIDNT SUCK
YOU GET ME BROOO
I had a post about this like a year ago
Made an OC for her 6 months ago 🥹
She’s so gay im sorry
She gives toxic bisexal (fem preference) vibes and no one can change my mind
HARDCORE! Closeted as hell and has had the worst situationships on the planet
Not to mention she probably was born and grew up in late 1940s early 1950's so to add to salt to that stab wound
100% had a Good Luck Babe situationship but she’s the one who left and got married, and it only got worse as a vamp
Especially since she had to live with an emo twink, a sassy British man, a failed situationship, and a twunk from france
OH FACTSSSS! I will die on this hill
No wonder she's insufferable, shes surrounded by men lol
I would be too, I mean…living with all those men would drive anyone crazy
And they're all almost ALWAYS in a predicament
Genuinely she needs herself a hot elemental lady, maybe a stealth but her with a plant mom sees fitting
Real. Plants because they're non-sentient and some you can neglect when you're in a bad mood but also a hot earth elemental lady because shes had enough men in her life
That’s trueeee! Alexis needs someone who could also take her down a peg.
And is there anything more powerful than a determined queer plant mother?
Dats is true. Like a switch dommy mommy plant mom
Fr
Plant people are some of the most patient people in the world and they also run the plants like a miniature
The love story could be epic. Erik see this right now
Next audio "Yeah Darlin', Alexis was a bitch because she was a repressed Sapphic"
THIS MADE ME CACKLE!!!!
“Alexis be a representation for the girls and the gays, so her being a bitch is cause you were hot 🫰🫰🫰🫰”
Someone email this to Erik, we are making Gold
ERIKKKKKKK CMEREEEE RIGHT NOW WE WANT DOOMED YURI!














