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"I dont lie, i *flip the truth*"

"Jaron. Thats lying" - Tobias

#the runaway king #the false prince #the ascendance series #roden harlowe #the shadow throne #the ascendance trilogy #jaron eckbert #jaron artolius eckbert iii

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What seems to be the officer problem?

#south park #randy marsh #Probably got the quote a little wrong but shh

Jaron: "Hey roden, why wont you hang out with us? We're going to the lake."

Roden: "I cant. Grounded."

Jaron: "Dude... youre 20!?"

Roden: "Im not allowed to murder you, i guess 🤷🏽‍♂️"

#the runaway king #the false prince #the ascendance series #roden harlowe #the shadow throne #the ascendance trilogy #jaron eckbert #jaron artolius eckbert iii #rulon harlowe

Tobias: Hey you could hurt yourself!

Jaron: heheheeheheheheh

#the runaway king #the false prince #the ascendance series #the shadow throne #jaron eckbert #the ascendance trilogy #tobias branch #jaron artolius eckbert iii

"its weird. Hes a boy and im gay, but for some reason im not attracted to the new kid." - WTF CRAIG

(In the Fractured but Whole game)

#Craig south park #south park #craig tucker #the fractured but whole #south park game #Was watching jacks playthrough and craig said this and i found it so fucking funny #Graig never said it to my character #And idk if i should feel insulted about it or not...

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"Just answer me this Tweek, what do you see as positive about toddler murder?"

"Uhh, uhh, its, its easy?"

-Tweek, advocate of toddler murder

#south park #i have a new obsession #no seriously help me #tweek tweak #tweek south park #i am hyperfixating on south park and i NEED to make posts about it sorry.#If you've never seen south park this post will probably be VERY confusing...

Roden.

me when does anything: omg youre so right for this

#jk jk #the runaway king #the false prince #the ascendance series #roden harlowe #the shadow throne #the ascendance trilogy

Roden having a lisp (because yknow, living in an orphanage since infanthood) and no one mentioning it till some random does and Jaron, Tobias and Amiranda are just like "dudeee..."

#roden harlowe #the false prince #the runaway king #the shadow throne #the ascendance series #the ascendance trilogy #jaron eckbert #tobias branch #jaron artolius eckbert iii #idk #I just think that because roden was raised in an orphanage he kinda just cant speak as well as most people #KINDA have this same headcanon for walking but its like subtle clumsy moments or something

Harlowe is such a supportive father.

Thats it, thats the post

#the runaway king #the false prince #the ascendance series #roden harlowe #the shadow throne #the ascendance trilogy #rulon harlowe #the harlowe family are amazing people #Harlowe

i believe in #finksupremacy

#finksupremacy #the ascendance trilogy #the runaway king #the false prince #the ascendance series #the shadow throne #Fink

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Roden: "you know, ive thought of it, and, youre right Tobias. Violence isnt the asnwer or question."

Tobias: "okay..."

Roden: "unless its jaron."

Tobias: "there it is."

#I have no other ideas so heres a pt.2 of a different post.#the false prince #the runaway king #the shadow throne #roden harlowe #the ascendance trilogy #the ascendance series #Tobias Branch #Always with jaron #jaron eckbert #jaron artolius eckbert iii #king jaron

Roden: im quitting.

Jaron: no youre not.

#the false prince #the runaway king #the ascendance series #the shadow throne #the ascendance trilogy #roden harlowe #jaron eckbert #jaron artolius eckbert iii #the captive kingdom #Especially the captive kingdom #What happened in the captive kingdom:

tobias: "violence is never the answer!"

Roden: "youre right. Its the question, and the answer is yes."

#the false prince #the runaway king #the shadow throne #roden harlowe #the ascendance series #the ascendance trilogy #tobias #Tobias branch #the captive kingdom #the shattered castle #Idk its very Roden of him to say #You know?#okay i'll stop now #*keyboard smash*

Jaroden but they adopt a child together and turn that child into a menace.

#:)#the runaway king #the false prince #roden harlowe #the ascendance series #the shadow throne #the ascendance trilogy #jaron eckbert #jaron artolius eckbert iii #the captive kingdom #jaroden #idk i just think its funny #Also Roden is definitely a mom. Idc what anyone says

Wanting to make tas art but art block is hitting hard

Crying

#the runaway king #the false prince #the ascendance series #the ascendance trilogy #the shadow throne #The shadow throne #the captive kingdom #the shattered castle #art block is killing me #art block is a bitch

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Tobias: "I love being tall. Like imagine trying to agrue with me and looking into my eyes. That's so funny"

Roden: "Shut up tobias."

Tobias: "say that to my *eyes*, Roden."

#Tobias is canonically taller than roden so i thought about this #I mean idk how much taller 6'0 is to 5'11 but its still funny to think about how roden needs to look up to see tobias's eyes #the false prince #the runaway king #roden harlowe #the ascendance series #the ascendance trilogy #the shadow throne #tobias #Tobias branch

jaron: "you know, why dont you ever go after tobias? Im sure hes done *something* to upset you."

Roden: "what?"

Jaron: "i mean, when youre mad at me, you just attack. What about tobias"

Roden: "dude, i gave him a *papercut* one time by accident and he cried. If i did even a quarter of what I've dong to you, he'd die."

Jaron: "oh wow thanks."

#the runaway king #the false prince #the ascendance series #the ascendance trilogy #the captive kingdom #the shadow throne #tobias #roden harlowe #jaron eckbert #jaron artolius eckbert iii #Idk i found it funny #Jaron being upset because roden would attempt to kill him but not tobias

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