Clone Enthusiast

realistic coworker conversation

listen to me, this is so so important: you've gotta get used to really giving it your 60% as a default. like don't half-ass it necessarily but try not to go over 70% or so of an ass. you'll feel better and live a happier more fulfilled life, and on the rare occasions where you do need to lock the fuck in you'll be able to pull off bullshit that the sad miserable wretches giving it their 100% can never dream off, because they're busy draining themselves dry and you have energy reserves to spare.

I love running and I used to push myself hard every single time. I would get overuse injuries regularly that would set me back. I started doing 90% of my running at an easy pace after a particularly bad hip strain, and in the past 2 years I've beat my personal best in the 10k 3 times and can run further than I ever could before. You have to save your energy and preserve your health for when you need it!

hey bestie i think ur post might be charmed 'cause you aren't gonna fuckin believe what happened today

10000 YEAR OLD ROCK ART OF GIRAFFES FOUND IN LIBYA LET'S GO

Giraffiti

Btw the thing this discovered is like. A foundational lab technique now and has revolutionized genetics

One of the most interesting things about Vader's life is that he spends 20 years of his life (unsuccessfully) trying to undo everything Anakin Skywalker has accomplished in 3 It's very ironic that Anakin himself was the person who planted the seeds of rebellion way before Empire even happened Training Ahsoka, saving the Mon Calamari prince, creating Saw Gerrera's whole group despite the Jedi feeling somewhat apprehensive about the concept (I'm not even bringing up Luke and Leia) The fact that he most likely personally knows every single high-ranking rebel leader of any importance because his wife used to organize dinner parties for them, and because they used to discuss war effort matters any time Jedi involvement was deemed important Some people may dislike it, but Anakin Skywalker is literally the main character of this universe, because all the roads inadvertently lead to him and he's the cause of most things that happen between Episode I and Episode VI He's also the biggest pain in his own ass for all this

#this is one of the things about him i constantly think about but it's so underexplored in the fandom #vader constantly encounters echoes of his past in the form of legacy anakin skywalker left behind #anakin mentored/helped/saved/inspired so many people who later became members of the alliance #and he was a hero of the republic who was probably 'killed' on the day the empire formed in the eyes of the general public #there are probably people in the rebellion fighting in the name of anakin skywalker (in comics there are) #and then the man himself. is literally darth vader #padme is haunting vader daily but so is anakin even though they are literally the same person #and it's also so interesting because everything about vader's life is so not *his* #his suit; his sith identity; his job and the missions he's sent on; the people he is surrounded by #none of this was his desire even if it is a consequence of his choice & being like this makes him miserable #and his reasoning for remaining this person are literally 'it's too late for me' and 'i must obey my master' which is so fucked #like man wake up you're literally anakin skywalker #what do you mean it's too late for you buddy just look at how many lives you've changed during clone wars #remember the 'i'm a person and my name is anakin'?? can we go back to that pls #what do you mean 'crush the rebellion'?? those are your homies and they miss you and you're fighting for the wrong side (via @chronologyxxx)

i see we are all angry about this

reading a romance novel where the protagonist feels the need to stop and inform that audience that it's okay for her, a 27 year old, to hook up with a 31 year old because despite the age difference both of their brains are fully developed. the Discourse really has done incalculable damage.

that's...they're adults 4 years apart, who on Earth would think there's any sort of meaningful age gap

#you know those posts that are like. pulling up a small weed and discovering it's attached to a root system that wraps around the sewer line.#this is one of those.

When I was in the hospital, they gave me a big bracelet that said ALLERGY, but like. I'm allergic to bees. Were they going to prescribe me bees in there.

The world is full of such beauty and wonder. Thank you for that sentence.

Alright girlies we can't let the executive dysfunction win today

I mean alright girlies we can't let the executive dysfunction win tomorrow

i wish everyone following me made enough money to not feel like they were being boiled alive and had the time and energy to clean their room at their own leisure