if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems

Another reason why trains would be good is that most people are not good at driving

It is imperative that the customer remain unaware that employees drink water, it frightens and scares them to think of an employee as having human needs

i was speaking with a guy i work with and when leaving i said okay see you monday and he went oh no i wont be in monday. im going bald. and i said ?you're what? and he just repeated im going bald monday. wont be in

update: he didn’t show up on Monday and on Tuesday he was bald

what a lot of people don't realize is that you can't actually be born in real life. the concepts of pregnancy, birth and motherhood are a scam made up by Fromsoftware in 2015 to sell more copies of Bloodborne

Draw him alive and well. Ok now draw him playing sudoku

we all have the homie that's a cautionary tale

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