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very soon the entirety of the tumblr dashboard will be consumed by insane people being insufferable over AMC's interview with the vampire. fortunately i am one of those insane people

@notsoheterosapien

Reblog cause FACTS

helpful tattoo reminder: they are technically Injuries so u have to eat a lot of calories drink a lot of water and sleep a lot after so your body can Heal The Injury

another helpful tattoo reminder: the 24-48 hours after you get a tattoo your brain can not be trusted in regards to whether or not you should have gotten that tattoo, if you have somehow ruined your life, if it turned out ugly, etc. ignore that

finally, while i am at it: always bring a candy bar and a sugary drink to your appointment for blood-sugar reasons (worst case scenario) or so you can have a treat (unilaterally applicable)

can we stop pretending that yuna hollander doesnt swear or like swearing. one of the first things she says about ilya is “fuck him. fuck him right up the butt.”

my hc is shane’s grandparents do not swear at all. they are very proper and strict with their words, so whenever the family have dinner together ilya sees shane and yuna being very polite and did not swear at all the entire time. he shoots glances at david and david looks at him like we’ll debrief later. they get into the car after dinner and yuna and shane let out a string of fuuuuuuuuuuuuuckkkkkk at the same time and david laughs and ilya’s face brightens with glee. they fill him in on how shane’s grandparents were so strict growing up that if they catch yuna swearing she’d be writing “i must not swear” 100 times. obviously that didn’t stop her

I'm all out of elegant well-phrased thoughts. Anyone else think Ilya "gonna butter him up so he stays" Rozanov sucked Shane off on the countertop when Shane got to his house in episode four? Like, he didn't pull that move of lifting Shane onto the countertop just to kiss right? It was Step 1A of his grand plan, titled: "suck him off while in a half-squat." Anyone else think he made Shane come like three times so that by the time he asked Shane to stay the night Shane was like 90% sex hormone, 5% Hockey on TV later, 4% hungry guy, and 1% thinking brain? Forget the tuna melts. Ilya was like "I have to exhaust him physically and deposit him on the couch with hockey on TV in comfy oversized sweats and his favorite Canadian soda." Ilya knew he couldn't put on a shirt this day. The shirtlessness was the primary anchor of The Plan. All this was planned. And the son of a bitch almost pulled it off.

louis laughing in absolute delight when lestat is putting on his one man nosferatu show and now tearing up watching him perform brutal love. he’s so in love with him i know that’s right