nicola

going from “today is a good day” to “i hate my life” takes me approximately 2.6 seconds

im a proud owner of an iq of 5 (and a half!)

not for long!

please its all i have 

skfkslckcnelcncn okay I’m at work yesterday and my coworker is telling me about her husband and 2 kids and is bitching and I’m like go. off. because that’s what I do and she says to me “the litter box is HIS responsibility and most of the time he doesnt even do that!!” and I immediately say. “That’s all he does??” because girl just told me she took out the trash and did dishes and cared for her fucking children all before coming into work that morning and shes like “…. that’s not ALL he does……..” like. every time I talk to a girl in a bad relationship a part of me dies. you dont have to be his mom too. he’s not the three year old. he’s not a fucking tamagotchi that if you forget to feed him and wipe his ass he dies in a pile of his own shit. ladies if he dies he dies

ladies, if he dies, he dies!

Need me a freak like this

the beef between STEM and arts + humanities is so tired. science and art are the same. sister subjects. they’ve fueled one another for years. one cannot exist without the other. they’re both made of the same kind of wonder, one tries to attain long sought after things in reality, and the other impliments the stuff of dreams. logic and emotionality. they’re both exercises of imagination. it’s all just beautiful, academic sludge.

we just need to team up to bully business majors

Im an asshole at school

Well…….. stop that

Welp. I’m definitely an asshole then cuz I feel like some people are too stupid to converse with. Is it wrong to crave intelligent conversation? I’d like to think not

You’re just being an asshole. Crave intelligent conversation, but don’t deny talking to others just because it isn’t some introspective head-assy bullshit topic that you can use to stroke your ego with.